I'm in the doghouse with the wife

[Roidboyz]

JA Do you tihink she is more pissed you lied about someone else useing the telescope? I dont know some people are more up tight than others but my wife would have been at the scope checking them out with me.

 

[Dial_tone]

hey Catalina island is a nice view, especially with a few nice asses in the foreground

 

[Juice Authority]

JA Do you tihink she is more pissed you lied about someone else useing the telescope? I dont know some people are more up tight than others but my wife would have been at the scope checking them out with me.

Actually, I'm still sticking to that story. If I admit I lied about that it will make matters worse.

 

[Wynn]

You're boned. Get rid of the scope - let it sit in one of your coworkers offices if you have to. Next time get binoculars.

 

[Razorguns]

She HERSELF should look at women! Women are designed to be beautiful.

Heck the whole concept of MARKETING on this planet revolves around BEAUTIFUL women. In everything we see in every medium. It's NATURE for men and women to appreciate beautiful women. It's a concept that will NEVER be proven wrong, for the rest of humanity. It's a law of nature.

Give her that psychology speech, then i guess back to the couch.

 

[canadianhitman]

I've never understood this sleeping on the couch business....

You sleep in the bed...you don't have a problem...she's the one with the problem (insecurity)...let her get the hell out of the bed if the thought of sleeping beside you bothers her so much right now!

 

[Dial_tone]

my ex used to put me on the couch when I snored too much, nevermind that she did too.....

 

[tiger88]

LOL sorry to laugh bro

BUT DONT LET HER CATCH YOU WITH THE EUROS website or well U ARE REALLY FUCKED

id delete this post and the one about online order forms for hookers

I just a paranoid motherfucker....

 

[Lateralus1]

The whole telescope thing was overboard. Sounds like an obsession moreso than mere appreciation of beauty. For that just pull up some good porn and get the deed over with.

Bring her home a dozen roses, go out of your way to make her feel special, dinner/massage/whatever, and take the telescope out. Yeah, she's probably overreacting, but that's what women do. Your marriage is more important than petty shit like that.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

lmao dude, you got a fucking telescope to check out chicks. Of course she's gonna be pissed. That's such a perv thing to do.