I wanted to hit it twice, until I hit it once

[blueta2]

met a guy I was SURE was a dynamo in bed.....worse sex ever. I did hot him a few times more after that though

 

[EnderJE]

met a guy I was SURE was a dynamo in bed.....worse sex ever. I did hot him a few times more after that though

You know...CMarc DOES check this site from time to time.

Damn.

 

[hurricane]

You know...CMarc DOES check this site from time to time.

Damn.

loloolooool..ploy to make him jealous?

 

[jackangel]

you've posted this thread before.

 

[nimbus]

you've posted this thread before.

i wanted to read it twice, until i read it once

 

[heatherrae]

Sure, maybe TWO out of ten, but NINE out of ten? lol Wow. Best thing in the world to hear my wife orasm


over and over.



and over.


Hmmm, this is interseting.


I guess if two people don't "match up", then they just can't have good sex. That's what I'll chalk it up to. I'm not a believer of that many men can be so bad in the sack. Incompatibility. Yeah, that's it.

Yep, trust us 9 out of 10 are LOUSY.

that's why I've slept with hundreds...j/k.

 

[-Ariel-]

I usually just suffer my way through it if I've gotten naked already, but my God have I had some terrible lovers. The worst one recently kept black dress socks on pumped like 3 times and came and then wouldn't get off of me and was sweating like a baboon. Oh yeah, he happened to have a karaoke machine by his bed and started belting out "strangers in the night." Fuck! It was even worse than it sounds.

Dude, you need to write a book about the horrible sex you have had to endure, the scientist story kills me, but this one rocks out as well.
This would never happen with me, I'm strong like bull... lol

 

[heatherrae]

Dude, you need to write a book about the horrible sex you have had to endure, the scientist story kills me, but this one rocks out as well.
This would never happen with me, I'm strong like bull... lol

He also gnawed on me like a dog. He was biting my neck and just going at it, gnawing on it and I was scruching my shoulders up and trying to get away. He finally got some inkling that I was moving away from the biting and said, "Ah, i've discovered somehting. You are ticklish." Then, he starts to do it more! I stuck my hand out and said, "NO! Stop! That is ticklish, NOT IN A GOOD WAY!" It was like scolding a rabid puppy in heat...lol.

 

[Tatyana]

Damn... i still can't get ove rhow many guys don't satisfy women. ONE out of ten was good? wtf?!?!?! TWO your whole life were satisfying? Holy shit!!

Seriously, how can that be? As a woman, are you hesitant to tell him/them what you want, need, desire, etc... in the bedroom? I'm not really understanding this. Did you orgasm, but it was just not good enough? Did you not orgasm? Dude, my life's MISSION is to get my wife to orasm as many times as possible, as intensely as possible. That's it. That's a man's freaking job! What are the 9 out of 10 people doing?

Don't red me!

Me either.

I don't ever remember having bad sex.

I remember that sex may have been a bit awkward with one or two boyfriends starting off, but that was just the first stages.

I am not sure if this is true, but I think we have far fewer sexual partners in the UK and Europe than you do in the US on average.

Obviously there are exceptions to every trend for any of you shag monkeys in the UK.

I don't get the appeal of one night stands, especially in this day and age.

 

[-Ariel-]

I was rarely any good at one night stands.... The 3rd or 4th time, I rock... Just not comfortable enough with someone I barely know.

Unfortunately, this seems to be true with me too. But I've only done the one night thing a couple of times, but yeah... not that great.