I wanted to hit it twice, until I hit it once

[samoth]

He actually is a somewhat famous scientist who lives here in Ky. He's very successful and smart and charming, but my God the sex department was just so unbelievably bad. He's the worst lover I've ever had so I had to stop seeing him.

I hope he didn't put 2 and 2 together when I dumped him pretty much right after we had sex for the first time. lol

LOL, what did you expect from a science nerd? Jeez...

 

[puddlemonkey]

I was thinking more like 500!

No way! In fact, I think I'm a couple shy of 50.

 

[princesa]

No way! In fact, I think I'm a couple shy of 50.

what a hoeee...

 

[puddlemonkey]

what a hoeee...

I was sooooooooooooooo good up til about 26 too, had only slept with two women. Didn't believe in sleeping with girls I didn't care about etc.

Can't really pinpoint what went wrong where, but oh it happened!

 

[Smurfy]

Are you serious? Holy shit! Only two guys in your life gave you good sex?

Wow.
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OK Can you, or anyone else, please explain what exactly was not good about the sex? Sure I know how it could be bad. Just wondering how so many could go wrong?

Sex is such an important part of my life that I put a LOT of effort into it. damnwowholyshitwtf

agreed
out of 10 Id say 1 was really good (lots of O's) and 2 were good
the others, not so much

 

[EZ_E]

Good god, no. I would be celibate for 100 years before I would have sex with him again. Egads, you have no idea how grossed out I was. i think I could have been more turned on to Al Roker, pre-weight loss...lol.

I live alone, come on up to NJ/Xanadu

 

[Smurfy]

that is priceless.

I'm the opposite. I get nasty in bed, but I can't dirty talk AT ALL. I really have no idea what to say and feel like an idiot when a guy wants me to talk dirty.

I'll send you my script

 

[GoldenDelicious]

man have i been tricked by some bishes

the worst are the mysapce girls, who should all work for national geographics photo department - in their pics, theyre great, but in real life, you get them naked, then youre like "heeeeeeeeeeeeey....waaaaaaaaait a minute....something diff"and then they jump you

bitches

 

[Powerbuilder333]

Why do wimminz fake orgasms?
Cause they think we care - lol.

 

[scooter22]

discuss

The smell was that bad?