I want 1000 replies to this thread. So say anything that comes to mind.

[bran987]

u must have some good porn

 

[Smurfy]

some totally weird guy named John just walked up to my deck where i w.as sitting and shook my hand and said he lives across the street. i got scared when i saw him walking up on my like that at night. i feel like he invaded my space. he also had a weird lookin friend with him so i guess i got scared.

stranger danger. i dont want people knowing i live alone here with my son. what if someone tries to break in knowing there is no man here. im scared now. hold me.

 

[jerkbox]

hold me.

i'll hold you....as long as you don't mind my wandering hands caressing your beautiful round ass every now and then

 

[Wynn]

I jerked off 5 times yesterday, and am thinking about rubbing another one off, if I don't get booty called in the next couple of hours.






I'm sure you all appreciate my blatant honesty.

Way too much information bor.

 

[Smurfy]

looks like the average calories/fat count of public and private school lunches is way above recommended ammounts. and kids are not just overweight nowadays, they are obese. this has been a report from channel 5 news. thank you

 

[tripleblonde]

smurfy: i had a weird guy outside my house a few weeks back....

uber creepy.....be safe and if you feel weird don't hesitate to call the copolas.....too many weirdos out there not to be over cautious

 

[Smurfy]

youre right. Im surprised he wasnt scared of me. afterall, im wearing my dago tee.

 

[Smurfy]

i just saw a $1,000 omelette on the news. made at a hotel restaurant. 6 egs, lobster and some caviar on top. wtf.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Smurphy you need to get a gun, if you are a single woman living alone. If some psycho breaks in, just pop his ass.

 

[tripleblonde]

400!!!! yeah!