I want 1000 replies to this thread. So say anything that comes to mind.

[Mr. dB]

can't aspirate with my left hand

I discovered that I can.

 

[Heavy Duty]

So I got to wondering....If you turn an oriental upside down does he become disoriented?

 

[Gambino]

I want to cut the power lines at work so I don't have to go in tommorow...

 

[hardrock]

What a sorry effort! Should be at 600-700 by now

 

[Daisy_Girl]

What a sorry effort! Should be at 600-700 by now

Eh, piss off.




j/k

 

[hardrock]

I'm just trying to help

 

[Smurfy]

So I got to wondering....If you turn an oriental upside down does he become disoriented?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I met two knew girls in the last 24 hours, gave them my number and both called me.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I also worked out twice today, and jerked off three times.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I jerked off 5 times yesterday, and am thinking about rubbing another one off, if I don't get booty called in the next couple of hours.






I'm sure you all appreciate my blatant honesty.