I now know why true lifters do not rock The Mullet

[Lumberg]

It's cos the barbell pulls your hair while squatting. Yes I found this out forst-hand. And yes I am getting a haircut.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

uh.....i can think of at least 3 reasons right off the top of my head for removing a mullet, and not a single one has anything to do with squats.......

 

[Lumberg]

uh.....i can think of at least 3 reasons right off the top of my head for removing a mullet, and not a single one has anything to do with squats.......

a) because of a an appearance code at your place of work

b) because it might catch on fire

c) it starts to hide your traps

 

[Smurfy]

lolol

 

[Buddy_Christ]

1) because they're retarded

2) because the 80s are over

3) a mullet lowers your IQ by 30+ points

 

[Synpax]

Other names for the mullet:

- Canadian Passport
- Business up front, party out back
- The Missouri Compromise
- The Mudflap

Can you come up with some other names for the official hair cut of MaxEx?

 

[bignate73]

hockey hair
beaver paddle
tennessee tophat
camaro cut
ape drape

 

[athlete0185]

hockey hair
beaver paddle
tennessee tophat
camaro cut
ape drape

Image: http://www.mulletjoe.com/12.gif

theres a big difference between hockey hair and a mullet. us hockey players can get away with it though. we are the only people allowed to have hair like that.

 

[Lumberg]

Seriously guys, I was growing a mullet. I figured what the hell? Smurfy didn't mind...or at least hadn't aired her suspicions yet. This was while I was not working out. It was no where near a mullet yet, those things take time to grow, and the people who grow them are justifiably proud.

Then I just squatted for the first time in several months yesterday, and my dream ended.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i saw a woman one day with a perfectly sculpted mullet (if there is such a thing). black curly hair, this thing was about 6" wide, 2" thick, and went almost all the way down her back. scary shit there.