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I now know why true lifters do not rock The Mullet
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Buddy_Christ
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uh.....i can think of at least 3 reasons right off the top of my head for removing a mullet, and not a single one has anything to do with squats.......
Buddy_Christ
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1) because they're retarded
2) because the 80s are over
3) a mullet lowers your IQ by 30+ points
2) because the 80s are over
3) a mullet lowers your IQ by 30+ points
athlete0185
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bignate73 said:
theres a big difference between hockey hair and a mullet. us hockey players can get away with it though. we are the only people allowed to have hair like that.
Lumberg
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Seriously guys, I was growing a mullet. I figured what the hell? Smurfy didn't mind...or at least hadn't aired her suspicions yet. This was while I was not working out. It was no where near a mullet yet, those things take time to grow, and the people who grow them are justifiably proud.
Then I just squatted for the first time in several months yesterday, and my dream ended.
Then I just squatted for the first time in several months yesterday, and my dream ended.
Buddy_Christ
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i saw a woman one day with a perfectly sculpted mullet (if there is such a thing). black curly hair, this thing was about 6" wide, 2" thick, and went almost all the way down her back. scary shit there.
Boulder257
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are there really any reasons to have a mullet?
SoreArms
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The El Camino cut!
I saw the raddest mullet at six flags yesterday. This dude had a normal cut on the top, the sides were buzzed with about a 2 clip and the back was long (a la mullet) from about the top of the cranium and as wide as his head, lower than his shoulders and curly. I almost wanted to stop him and get a picture of it.
I love seeing mullets on people, although I would not have one myself, of course. After all, what would people say about me.
J/K
I saw the raddest mullet at six flags yesterday. This dude had a normal cut on the top, the sides were buzzed with about a 2 clip and the back was long (a la mullet) from about the top of the cranium and as wide as his head, lower than his shoulders and curly. I almost wanted to stop him and get a picture of it.
I love seeing mullets on people, although I would not have one myself, of course. After all, what would people say about me.
J/K
j/k
Dude, keep rocking the mullet! Just put a ball cap on when you squat. Use the hat to keep the back of your hair out of the way. Or, you could always put it in ponytail.
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Gambino
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Lumberg, their is still hope for your dream. Instead of seeing the glass half-empty, look at it as half-full. The mullet just might be the secret weapon you need to blow away the competition at your local squat rack. Think about it, your mullet can operate as a strapping device. While underneath the bar, have someone tightly wrap your mullet tentacles around the smooth part of the barbell. When the weight gets to be too much and your beatiful squat turns into a ugly good morning, the mullet strap will snap your head and attitude back in place, forcing you to complete your lift and impress the hoes. The mullet strap may also work for other exercises, such as pullups or militarys, though I'm not sure how...
PIGEON-RAT
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just gather the hair at the bottom together and make a rat tail
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