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Lumberg, their is still hope for your dream. Instead of seeing the glass half-empty, look at it as half-full. The mullet just might be the secret weapon you need to blow away the competition at your local squat rack. Think about it, your mullet can operate as a strapping device. While underneath the bar, have someone tightly wrap your mullet tentacles around the smooth part of the barbell. When the weight gets to be too much and your beatiful squat turns into a ugly good morning, the mullet strap will snap your head and attitude back in place, forcing you to complete your lift and impress the hoes. The mullet strap may also work for other exercises, such as pullups or militarys, though I'm not sure how...
