i mean, i REALLY lost them. I went out yesterday morning, to walmart and the grocery store, and was home all day until this morning, when i realized my keys are gone.
my car key, the house key, my office key, and my office security fob, plus the key to the mailbox, my storage unit, my bike lock, and i don't know what else.
I went to work with my spare car key, but came home and TORE the house apart looking for them. I have a big pocket knife on them, with a flashlight- they are hard to miss. Nothing. I looked in the garbage, the clothes hamper, my jacket, every purse i own. i looked in the kitchen drawers, under every bed and couch. nothing.
this is especially frustrating because
a. i never lose anything. ever.
b. i'm the FINDER of lost things. always, when someone in my house says "i can't find my keys", I go RIGHT to the spot they are and get them.
so after freaking out, i called an old friend of my father's. this woman who claims she's a "VIP". Very Intuitive Person. She's another one who's been trying to get me to harness some psychic crap. I tell her i need her help and i've really lost my keys.
"Have you looked in the refridgerator?"
omg. no. hold on. I go and look and there's no keys.
"How about the bathroom?"
yes, i looked there.
"did you look IN your car?"
Yes, i tell her. then i ask if she's using her intuition or just making me look all over. She tells me its a difficult process, then has me close my eyes and recall what i did when i came in.
Fuck. this is being intuitive? WHERE ARE MY FUCKING KEYS?????????
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