I Can Resurrect The Dead!

[Captain_insano]

I wouldn't worry about it. Addickt can barely resurrect a recent thought.

ROTF!

 

[Raina]

As Addickt is my dearest friend in the online world and face to face, I can testify that he is in fact capable of doing this. The flies are not trained. Most of them can't even read.

While he does train a variety of insects for an assortment of secret purposes (A- feel free to expand on this if you wish), his words are true.

 

[addickt]

Wait a minute? How do we know Addict isn't using trained flies? From what I understand... flies are real smart. Maybe Addict explained the trick to a couple of 'em... gets 'em to hold their breath underwater... and then play dead. Then when he pours the salt on them the cough and sputter and pretend to come back to life.

I'll bet those flies Addict uses are stooges and they're in on the trick.

Just my 2cc.

Ever so close......

Actually, I swing my shriveled nuts back and forth in front of their faces while reading old recipe books that my mom used to get at her "classes".. This hypnotizes them and their respiration slows to a standstill... Thus halting their need for oxygen long enough to endure the procedure..


LETTERMAN!

 

[Captain_insano]

Re: Re: Re: I Can Resurrect The Dead!

Looking for more groupies as all of his current ones seem to have figured out he is a dickless troll.

LOL! Thats not what your mothers says about me. cunt

 

[HumorMe]

From what I understand... flies are real smart.

I wonder where that leaves addickt in the grand scheme of things?

 

[addickt]

ROTF!

I think you meant..

Rolling on the floor trying to dislodge the dingleberries from my ass cause my mom put twisty ties on my hands to keep me from sexually assulting the neighborhood boys..

 

[Captain_insano]

Ever so close......

Actually, I swing my shriveled nuts back and forth in front of their faces while reading old recipe books that my mom used to get at her "classes".. This hypnotizes them and their respiration slows to a standstill... Thus halting their need for oxygen long enough to endure the procedure..


LETTERMAN!

Shut up and get to the Gym Pencil Neck. and then

 

[gymtime]

I wonder where that leaves addickt in the grand scheme of things?

Lord of the Flies??


thank you, thank you very much

 

[addickt]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I Can Resurrect The Dead!

LOL! Thats not what your mothers says about me. cunt

Mothers? I have multiple Mothers? No wonder I can resurrect flies..

In all seriousness..... That was about the weakest thing you have ever said..

At least you didnt bust out with " sticks and stones" or similar semantical genious.

 

[HumorMe]

Lord of the Flies??


thank you, thank you very much

Good one gymtime!