I Can Resurrect The Dead!

[booger]

Addict,

This sounded really cool and fun. I didn't have a fly... so I used my neighbors kid. I held him underwater in his wading pool the full 5 minutes just like you said, but when I poured the salt on him nothing happened. I even tried pouring it in his nose and nudging him a little to make him move. It didn't help at all.

Now the police are going door to door in my neighborhood doing "voluntary" house inspections. All the other neighbors are letting the police look through their houses to make sure he isn't there (and a bunch of the little snitches keep pointing at my house and whispering.) What should I do? Will it help if I use more salt? Should I say I found him trying to sniff the sprinkler? Maybe I should just put him in the park and tell everybody he is taking a nap till some hobo notices he is blue?

If I tell the police you told me to do this... will things go lighter for me?

Thanks,

SG

Take him to a frozen pond and throw him under the ice. Then call the paramedics and pretend he just fell through the ice. I've heard of cases where kids have been under for an hour and been revived. Maybe you'll get lucky.

 

[saint808]

Ok fuckers--- For my next trick I will resurrect the dead....

you taking viagra?

 

[WODIN]

It is amazing that you actually took the time to figure this out.

 

[addickt]

It is amazing that you actually took the time to figure this out.

I am the Enigma that is Addickt. Behold my wrath.

I should be on Letterman.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

Look out, Ryan is probably going to call PETA on your ass....

 

[addickt]

Look out, Ryan is probably going to call PETA on your ass....

Please refrain from using "my ass" and Ryan in any one given sentence.


Thanks in advance,
Addickt

 

[HumorMe]

I can resurrect flies.

So talented.........I know your parents are proud of you.

 

[addickt]

Re: Re: I Can Resurrect The Dead!

table salt..

( If you can procur Captain Insanos microscope that he uses for masturbatory purposes you may be able to look at its chest for signs of respiration)

Assuming you throw his dead ass on a table and pour enough salt to cover his body.. So you cant see it..

THIS FUCKING WORKS AND I CHALLENGE YOU TO TOP MY RESURRECTION CAPABILITY..


lol-well at least you still come on here to keep the shit going..and I really do appreciate that-it is quite entertaining.

Where is capt. at?

Looking for more groupies as all of his current ones seem to have figured out he is a dickless troll.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Wait a minute? How do we know Addict isn't using trained flies? From what I understand... flies are real smart. Maybe Addict explained the trick to a couple of 'em... gets 'em to hold their breath underwater... and then play dead. Then when he pours the salt on them the cough and sputter and pretend to come back to life.

I'll bet those flies Addict uses are stooges and they're in on the trick.

Just my 2cc.

 

[gymtime]

Wait a minute? How do we know Addict isn't using trained flies? From what I understand... flies are real smart. Maybe Addict explained the trick to a couple of 'em... gets 'em to hold their breath underwater... and then play dead. Then when he pours the salt on them the cough and sputter and pretend to come back to life.

I'll bet those flies Addict uses are stooges and they're in on the trick.

Just my 2cc.

I wouldn't worry about it. Addickt can barely resurrect a recent thought.