i can not believe how hard it is to find someone willing to

[Buddy_Christ]

I have a .22, .45 .270 and 30-06 plus some vice grips. I wont even charge you.

Damn this thread has mad eme think about the movie where they prince albert that guy to the wooden chair and throw him out a van....

Thanks Crak

i stopped in one place today and the girl there says, "sorry, we don't do piercings." i said ok, cool, but do you know of anywhere that'll do below the belt? she said, "not offhand, but i've got a pocket knife!"

buddy of mine offered to do it with an ice pick. i told him that'd involve him touching my dick, then asked if he wanted to touch my dick. he quickly withdrew his offer.

 

[Mr. dB]

Get one like this:

http://img204.exs.cx/img204/1733/masterlock5up.jpg

 

[Mr. dB]

What kind of apparatus do they use for a PA piercing? Obviously one of those hemostats like they use for tongue piercings won't fit up there.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

What kind of apparatus do they use for a PA piercing? Obviously one of those hemostats like they use for tongue piercings won't fit up there.

they mark the spot on the underside then slide a recieving tube into your dick. needle goes in the bottom, goes into recieving tube, jewlery gets put on needle, pulled through, you're done.

i think that's 100% accurate.


at least i'm not getting an ampallang (sp) where they put it straight through the head. 4-6 MONTH healing time on that.

 

[deltreefitness]

Oooouch. I knew a couple guys with them. It was cute and I think what really attracted them to it was shock value. What city do you have to go to to get it done?

This thread is useless without pics.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Oooouch. I knew a couple guys with them. It was cute and I think what really attracted them to it was shock value. What city do you have to go to to get it done?

This thread is useless without pics.

going to go to a town about 45 minutes away. not doing this for another week it's just a matter of timing, but it will get done, and there will be pics (possibly video, but i'm really iffy on that.)

i'll be more than happy to post pics of my bloody retreating stub after it's pierced.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I was going to get a frenum (perpendicular to the length, underside of the shaft) but the chance of rejection and infection are too high for my liking. i'm going with the PA even though i swore nothing would ever enter the tip of my dick.




from everything i have read and from what everyone that has one has told me, yes, it is 100% true.

hell, if i don't like it, i can always take it out. seriously though, how am i gonna know i don't like it if i don't try it?

if it piercies the hole when u pee wont it come out of 3 places instead of just one?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

if it piercies the hole when u pee wont it come out of 3 places instead of just one?

not just 3, but 11ty billion places. i'll be a damn sprinkler!

 

[deltreefitness]

not just 3, but 11ty billion places. i'll be a damn sprinkler!

This is what I've always wondered. Will you always have to sit down to pee? If you do stand will you make a pissy mess?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

This is what I've always wondered. Will you always have to sit down to pee? If you do stand will you make a pissy mess?

from what i've been told (and i know there's one person here that can verify), you have to learn how to aim again. i've also been told that having a curved barbell instead of a ring makes aiming a lot easier. someone said that with a ring in there, the last few drops have a tendency to head towards your pants. i have a feeling i'll just hop in the shower to piss the first few days.

oh yeah, and it's supposed to feel like you're pissing razor blades the first few times, and that'll be intensified if i don't cut back on my coffee intake (i'm life and death dependant on coffee). however, urine is supposed to help keep the piercing clean, as urine is something like 97 or 98% sterile (it's the first bit of urine that is not sterile thus the reason why urine is not 100% sterile).

one guy was telling me he sits down to piss when he's drunk because it's too much of a pain in the ass to aim and he's lazy.


i will give a full report of the state of my penis. one more week......