How to get a shiny body????

[B18222]

tanning oils are based off non existant science and moreso tradition; they cannot "magnify" the effect of UV rays, or create energy... there is no empirical evidence to support that mineral oil or any other tanning oil will augment UV rays or penetration.

 

[B18222]

oh yeah, try using vaseline, since it's viscosity will enable it to be more slowly absorbed into the skin than thinner viscosity oils. Lube up rainbow boy...

 

[Freddie de Lux]

Im looking for an indoor/outdoor product to rub on my body and make my body shiny. As if you were putting baby oil on for the first 30 seconds, you will have that wet/shiny look. It has to be something that wont magnify the sun, like vegetable oil/baby oil....Im not looking for any tanner type creame or oil. Just something to look shiny, make my muscles stand out. Anyone have any ideas. I noticed in the mirror, I have this new tan the past 3 weeks, and when I rub aloe vera on me, im reallly shiny for a few minutes, but want something that will make me shiny all day without magnifying the sun!!! Thanks guys/gals

Darling,

Put on Creme des Corps, by Kiehls. The shea butter will make your skin shine like the sun. And it will not magnify any rays.

 

[SC4EVA]

Cover your body in Lube??

 

[Bullit]

Quite possibly the gayest thing I've ever read.

It IS the gayest thing I have ever read.

 

[MountainDew67]

Hahahaha I dont think so. You dont think bodybuilders dont look shiny when they compete? There using SOMETHING,and a fast tanner lotion as well. What is wrong with looking for something that makes your body shiny? You guys are all fools. Every one of you mentioned something about being gay. Im questioning your gaydar. There was like 7 of you calling me gay, is that the only thing on your mind? You talk about cut off jeans and what not, is this something you tried at your gym? Shouldn't blame others for your thoughts of gay stardom. Im not even calling you guys gay, just saying that if everyone is gay because they ask a question that you dont see the point in, then maybe you should look in the mirror. If I were gay, what is wrong with that? I didnt ask you to be my boyfriend. To go further and beyond, you act like there isnt gay guys and girls at the gym EVERYTIME YOU ARE THERE, so I guess you might sit on a bench press machine that they just got off of, are you gonna vomit now? Get over yourselves, you are no better than anyone else on this board. Pathetic,weak and neive you are..... boooooooooo

 

[Debaser]

Hahahaha I dont think so. You dont think bodybuilders dont look shiny when they compete? There using SOMETHING,and a fast tanner lotion as well. What is wrong with looking for something that makes your body shiny? You guys are all fools. Every one of you mentioned something about being gay. Im questioning your gaydar. There was like 7 of you calling me gay, is that the only thing on your mind? You talk about cut off jeans and what not, is this something you tried at your gym? Shouldn't blame others for your thoughts of gay stardom. Im not even calling you guys gay, just saying that if everyone is gay because they ask a question that you dont see the point in, then maybe you should look in the mirror. If I were gay, what is wrong with that? I didnt ask you to be my boyfriend. To go further and beyond, you act like there isnt gay guys and girls at the gym EVERYTIME YOU ARE THERE, so I guess you might sit on a bench press machine that they just got off of, are you gonna vomit now? Get over yourselves, you are no better than anyone else on this board. Pathetic,weak and neive you are..... boooooooooo

That settles it; you're full-blown gay.