How to get a shiny body????

[MountainDew67]

Im looking for an indoor/outdoor product to rub on my body and make my body shiny. As if you were putting baby oil on for the first 30 seconds, you will have that wet/shiny look. It has to be something that wont magnify the sun, like vegetable oil/baby oil....Im not looking for any tanner type creame or oil. Just something to look shiny, make my muscles stand out. Anyone have any ideas. I noticed in the mirror, I have this new tan the past 3 weeks, and when I rub aloe vera on me, im reallly shiny for a few minutes, but want something that will make me shiny all day without magnifying the sun!!! Thanks guys/gals

 

[Maverick]

Im looking for an indoor/outdoor product to rub on my body and make my body shiny. As if you were putting baby oil on for the first 30 seconds, you will have that wet/shiny look. It has to be something that wont magnify the sun, like vegetable oil/baby oil....Im not looking for any tanner type creame or oil. Just something to look shiny, make my muscles stand out. Anyone have any ideas. I noticed in the mirror, I have this new tan the past 3 weeks, and when I rub aloe vera on me, im reallly shiny for a few minutes, but want something that will make me shiny all day without magnifying the sun!!! Thanks guys/gals

why a shine ? this is just too for me..... why not add body glitter too while your at it.

I am speechless

 

[MountainDew67]

why a shine ? this is just too for me..... why not add body glitter too while your at it.

I am speechless

Hahahhahaha, thats great! Ok seriously, cause when you look shiny and tan, you look toner. I been hitting the gym very hard for awhile now, while getting great results, I dont mind a lil optical illusion. Its like being white and getting tan, you will look alot more defined. In this case, I have a good tan, just wanna have a glossy look while im at the lake or playing volleyball, or what not.

The glitter, im not sure, ill have to think about that..hahahha j/k

 

[Debaser]

Quite possibly the gayest thing I've ever read.

 

[Maverick]

Quite possibly the gayest thing I've ever read.

lmao

 

[NYBodyguard]

Ky

 

[MountainDew67]

ROFLMFAO....gotta love this site, WHOOhooooo -20 karma hits, had -14 yesterday....I dont see the problem, I put in hard work at the gym, now im tanning and wanna look shiny to make muscles stand out even more...nothing wrong with that at all.Im just trying to pick up the ladies, if I stand out more than the next guy, F it, it could work out!!!! Ive always relied on my good looks,hahaha,now I want more attension...... -25 karma, HERE I COME!!!!

 

[MikeMartial]

Quite possibly the gayest thing I've ever read.

I'd agree with that statment. This thread is super

 

[Debaser]

now im tanning and wanna look shiny to make muscles stand out even more...nothing wrong with that at all.Im just trying to pick up the ladies

Maybe you need to rethink your strategy. Are you also going to wear cut-off jean shorts? Chicks dig that, especially when you're oiled up.

 

[Redshoteye]

Mountaindew check out the 'pictures of men' forum in the adults section.... i'm sure you'll find plenty of 's all "glossed" up to your liking.

Ha. sorry dude but you deserve every flame for this type of question.