Holy shit that bitch was CRAZY

[Dieselicious]

change your number or tell her you have aids and you dont want to risk hurting her.

Risk because your condems sometimes slip of the 12 millie during sex. LOL

 

[Sub-Zero]

Drive over to her house and go dirt road on her. . .when you're done, clean off your crank on her curtains. . .after that, if she keeps calling you, get a restraining order.

no, if she keeps calling u, shes a keeper

 

[Nathan]

Risk because your condems sometimes slip of the 12 millie during sex. LOL

It's areally big problem.

And tell her I have the HIV? Are you mad? That's just the rumor I want to be going around. Forget the whole 12 millimeter dick thing - that was impressive and everything but this whole HIV thing is way more gossip-worthy.

 

[jnevin]

lol @ this whole thread.

 

[Dieselicious]

It's areally big problem.

And tell her I have the HIV? Are you mad? That's just the rumor I want to be going around. Forget the whole 12 millimeter dick thing - that was impressive and everything but this whole HIV thing is way more gossip-worthy.

Right, Right.. let's see. maybe tell her you are terminally ill, you dont want her to get attached. If the roomer gets around, you will be good for simpathy bangs from other girls and can use the same get attached story with them. If you find a keeper just tell you are heeled its a miracle.

Look man thats the best I can do. If that doesnt work go to the hood and hire a big Whanita to kick the shit out of her..... LOL.

 

[JayC9]

Horses head at the end of the bed, works everytime.

 

[digimon7068]

no, if she keeps calling u, shes a keeper

 

[Nathan]

Some excellent advice in here, I greatly appreciate it. I'm thinking maybe I could tell her I have leprosy. I see no possible way that could go wrong.

 

[jnevin]

Some excellent advice in here, I greatly appreciate it. I'm thinking maybe I could tell her I have leprosy. I see no possible way that could go wrong.

That could work. Buy a prosthetic wang, put it over your millimeter peter, and go to town one last time. Just have it fall off inside her and run out of the room screaming that you have leprosy.

Advantage: Nathan

 

[digimon7068]

Some excellent advice in here, I greatly appreciate it. I'm thinking maybe I could tell her I have leprosy. I see no possible way that could go wrong.

Unless she actually wants to see shit falling off of you.