Holy shit that bitch was CRAZY

[Smurfy]

that just made me salivate

ALL OVER YOUR SCRUBS>?

 

[pdaddy]

ALL OVER YOUR SCRUBS>?

I take my scrubs off when I get home, that's right I'm naked

 

[Nathan]

you hit it?

Uh...yeah. But if anyone asks I never touched the girl.

 

[Smurfy]

Uh...yeah. But if anyone asks I never touched the girl.

does she have STD's.

 

[pdaddy]

Uh...yeah. But if anyone asks I never touched the girl.

lol, sounds like she got a piece of the magic stick and left her wanting more. It's an affliction I sometimes faxe as well, embrace it bro, harness your powers and you can achieve great things.

 

[Nathan]

does she have STD's.

No. Ew. Jesus Smurfy. I have never nor I will I ever get an STD (knock on wood please lord hear the knocking). I check each girl's crotchular area thoroughly before intercourse with a pair of needle-nosed pliers and a camera.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Nathan fears the pussy.

If not, he would drive over there and regulate that bitch until she was scared to look at a phone, let alone use one.

LOL. regulate that bitch LOL, I like that.

 

[RottenWillow]

I haven't returned her calls, texts or msn messages in like a month and she still fucking tries to get in touch with me. She finally starts calling me repeatedly tonight after I told her I didn't want to see her a few days before (again) and so I basically had to answer or deal with that shit (Like calls, gets my messaging service and hangs up and calls again. Lather, rinse, repeat.). So I do and explain to her yet again that I do not want to talk to her. Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. I bet this sounds gay as fuck. I will fight you right now.

(sigh) Such is the burden of hottness.


She be sprung on the D.

 

[Nathan]

(sigh) Such is the burden of hottness.


She be sprung on the D.

Hey now, that's not what I meant yo. I have a 12 cm rod. Erect. It's true. I'm in the Guinness Book of World Records under "12 cm rod".

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Hey now, that's not what I meant yo. I have a 12 cm rod. Erect. It's true. I'm in the Guinness Book of World Records under "12 cm rod".

dude that ain't even 6 inches dudes on elite have a minium of 8 inch cawk you got some work to do get pumping.