Holy shit that bitch was CRAZY

[Nathan]

dude that ain't even 6 inches dudes on elite have a minium of 8 inch cawk you got some work to do get pumping.

Isn't 12cm like an inch? oh shit millimeters, sorry. No wait, that's way smaller. But right. It's millimeters.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Isn't 12cm like an inch? oh shit millimeters, sorry. No wait, that's way smaller. But right. It's millimeters.

HCG is your friend or should be.

 

[Mavafanculo]

thanks but my mammory glands kind of hide them

you wanna post the picture or should I lol?

 

[Jalak_harupat]

holly shit 8 inch? how to get work with that

 

[string_bean00]

HCG is your friend or should be.

HCG ain't gonna do shit for cock size.

 

[Mavafanculo]

HCG ain't gonna do shit for cock size.

It seems to make it hang fuller/plumper when not erect, but yup, doesnt do anything for erect size. You need to eat clams for that.

 

[RottenWillow]

oh shit millimeters, sorry. No wait, that's way smaller. But right. It's millimeters.

LORM!

But hey think how much bigger it makes your quads look. Silver lining, greener grass, bright side and all.

 

[Nathan]

LORM!

But hey think how much bigger it makes your quads look. Silver lining, greener grass, bright side and all.

So true. So so true. You know what else is horribly inadequate about me? Being around me. Man, it's no picnic. Shit parade is a good term to describe being in my presence.

Seriously though, 12 millimeters.

 

[heatherrae]

I haven't returned her calls, texts or msn messages in like a month and she still fucking tries to get in touch with me. She finally starts calling me repeatedly tonight after I told her I didn't want to see her a few days before (again) and so I basically had to answer or deal with that shit (Like calls, gets my messaging service and hangs up and calls again. Lather, rinse, repeat.). So I do and explain to her yet again that I do not want to talk to her. Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. I bet this sounds gay as fuck. I will fight you right now.

LOL...oh it sucks being perfect.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Is this the woman who smells like Indian food or was that someone else? You should write a novel sometime.