HELP! My wife's clock is ticking...

[gotmilk]

Or are people talking in code again?

Yes.

 

[georgie24]

break her nose

 

[myway]

Wait, is this about a loud clock? Or are people talking in code again?

Close. I think he's talking about a loud wife with a ticking, biological clock.

 

[myway]

break her nose

WTF!?!?!?!

 

[MOmedic]

Oh I love the egg idea,

 

[georgie24]

simple if she's snoring all night all you have to do i cold cock her in the nose for a clean break, and if your strike was a good one then she would need surgery and VOILA no more noise!

how do you think the cavemen did it?

 

[samoth]

Close. I think he's talking about a loud wife with a ticking, biological clock.

So by loud you mean horny? Man, I need to brush up on my analogies...

*Starts studying MAT book*

 

[myway]

So by loud you mean horny? Man, I need to brush up on my analogies...

*Starts studying MAT book*

Yet, ur level of effort amazes me, lol.

 

[samoth]

So the wife is a loudmouth? But how does this relate to her biological clock? And why does this keep the OP awake at night now... wouldn't he be used to her being loud at night? Wait, do you mean she snores?

 

[myway]

So the wife is a loudmouth? But how does this relate to her biological clock? And why does this keep the OP awake at night now... wouldn't he be used to her being loud at night? Wait, do you mean she snores?

I think he means she won't let him sleep because she wants him to tend to her biological clock.