HELP! My wife's clock is ticking...

[MOmedic]

so loud it's keeping me awake at night. Anyone have any suggestions as to how I can "hit the snooze button" for a while?

 

[digimon7068]

. . .biological?? knock her up bro. . .that will "hit the snooze" for approximately 269 days. . .

 

[myway]

Tell her your not going to work if you don't get enough sleep and she will need to work more to make up for said missed money/work hours.
OR
Borrow someone elses kid for a couple of weeks or whatever. Then, make her take care of it..... EVEN when her friends want to go out on the weekend---SHE stays home.
OR
Buy her an egg. Put it in a basket. Tell her to not lose or break it for a whole month. Even if it doesn't work, it will be funny as hell watching her carry an egg around.

 

[Gymgurl]

Get her prego and shut her up for awhile

 

[gotmilk]

buy her a digital clock and smash her old one immediately

 

[samoth]

Wait, is this about a loud clock? Or are people talking in code again?

 

[myway]

Get her prego and shut her up for awhile

Sounds good but what if he's not ready
OR
What if he thinks they need to wait for a little bit for some other reason?

 

[javaguru]

Get a vasectomy and tell her you're ready to start trying to have a baby. You'll be getting laid like nobody's business.....

 

[heatherrae]

Get in there and do your manly duties and quit whining.

 

[needtogetaas]

let a real man knock her up.send her to me.