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Help me design a cycle to my friend, who is a blue whale

BigBazooka

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Hi. I have a friend who is a blue whale and he asked me to design a cycle for him. He has done some kick ass gains as a natural. He's 85 feet long and weighs 35 metric tons. He's pretty lean for a blue whale, BF% is just a bit under 74%.

Here's the pic:

mcintyrewhaleabig.jpg


Anyway, I was thinking of this cycle:

Years 1-8:
- Dball, 50 000 mg's per day
- Sustanon, 250 000 mg's per week
- Anadrol, 12 000 mg's per day

Years 8-12:
- Clenbuterol (Spiropent from Spain), 500 000 mcg's per day
- Winstrol Depot, 5 000 000 mg's EOD
- Primobolan Depot, 400 mg's per week. (is the Primo overkill?)

Throughout the cycle:
- Arimidex, 1 pound EOD
- Proviron, 50 mg's ED

Well what do you guys think? I'm glad if you can help!
 
WAIT!!!!

Hey! I think he's on to something here!!!

Let's form a group to do this kind of research! I bet we can get a grant from the government to cover all our cost of living expenses and of course the cost of the gear! This is GREAT!!!

I mean why not??? The (American) government has given grants for far worse things...like:
$7 million To study air pollution in Mexico City.
$3.8 million For a "Poultry Center of Excellence."
$500,000 For the Fisherman's Protective Fund.
$6 million to search for life in outer space.
$100,000 to study the SAND on Waikiki Beach (I'll take that job).
$400,000 to study methane emissions from cows.
$6 million for America's 15 biggest beekeepers.
$6 million for the National Seafood Council to teach people how to prepare fish!
$107,000 to study the sexual preferences of the Japanese quail.
$10.7 million for the Packers and Stockyard Administration.
$10 million to study magnetic levitation technology.
$84,000 to study why people fall in love!
$90,000 for the development of canned mackerel.
$3.3 million to the Tailored Clothing Technology Corporation.
$703,000 to study fish net entanglement!!
$250,000 to prevent wild pigs from attacking exotic plants in Hawaii!!
$1 million to study bicycling and walking.
$267,000 for beef carcass evaluation and identification.

Note: The above items are only a very small sample of Congress's special interest funding.

I think we can do it!!! Who's with me???
 
By my calculations your fat friend will be needing to take .502 lbs. or 6.03 ounces of Crystal DNP a day to get rid of all that blubber. Good Luck finding that much!
 
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