Got socked in the eye by a chick last night.

[sconoscuito]

what kinda girls you be hangin out with man

 

[Sub-Zero]

some fiiione bitches

 

[Robert Jan]

LOL.

women like that need a hard low kick to the hip. you know one of those in which you actually spin on your remaining leg. THeyll never expect it.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

maybe even anal.

whats the maybe doing there?

 

[danielson]

she owes you an apology and more

imagine if you had done tht to her, she would have expected your friend to beat you up or some shit.

 

[Sebby]

Did you knock out all of her fucking teeth after that?

 

[The Shadow]

My buddy's gf got way too drunk last night and went all batshit crazy on him for talking to an old friend (girl) from high school. Started screaming and yelling at him and then proceeded to start smacking him across the face. I didn't want her or him to get tossed out of the bar we were at so I went up from behind and put my arms around her to restrain her. Well what does she do? She bites my knuckle leaving a nice tooth mark and when I recoiled from the pain and shock she turned around and smoked me with a right hook. I am very close to this girl and she is a tough chick but I never expected her to do something like that.

Now I have a black eye.

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