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Got beat up bouncing last night

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I am so upset, I got drilled in the nose while bouncing. Today I went to look in the mirror and winced. My nose is off a couple of inches too the rightl. I am going to go to the best plastic surgen in the world, and have the bar pay for it. I call it pretty insurance.

formally The best looking man on elite.
 
I hope your bar has good insurance cause otherwise you might end up sueing them by your own...
 
I'd still do ya. So yeah you've got that going for ya. LMAO!!
 
I am still what I would deem a 9, but the elusive Hot Zone 10 is now a road I will never see.
 
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Ganryu said:

Good, because you apparently can't bounce for shit.
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Well his reach was like 73 inches so he hit me from across the room.
 
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HighIntensity said:


Well his reach was like 73 inches so he hit me from across the room.
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So you got your ass whipped by Mr. Fantastic, or Plastic Man?
 
Is it broken? Hansel had probably the most fucked up nose you'll ever see on a dude and he still managed to become the hottest supermodel in the world.

Explain more in detail how the nose busting went down. Did you get any shots in? Normally people have their faces covered up when in the fetal position so it would be pretty hard for him to get a clean shot like that in.
 
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Ganryu said:

Good, because you apparently can't bounce for shit.
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zing!

I only pointed it out because it was totally the wrong word to use. HI misspelled a word so bad he spelled another word! LOL
 
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Ganryu said:

Good, because you apparently can't bounce for shit.
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Ah shit, Highboy just took another shot.

This was almost as good as the bitch slapping vixen babe gave you just recently.
 
supersizeme said:
Did you get any shots in? Normally people have their faces covered up when in the fetal position so it would be pretty hard for him to get a clean shot like that in.
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Am I the only one who found this the funniest damned thing in this thread?
 
Good Question ssme

How DID it all GO down you ask!



Well there I am dressed too kill. When I bounce I totally have my own uniform. After all the Best of the BEST have too stand out. I have on chopper boots, jeans, Huge 44' Belt Buckle, long johns under my bouncers T, hair spiked and wild and my trade mark toothpick and fake dip cup.

So there I am with keeping with my Hard Ass demeanor, pretending to dip and throwing girls off me who most likely want an autograph when I see an object coming at mach 2. BAM I get knocked in the face and instantly I am thinking my god, this is it. The moment we always knew could happen bouncing, I'M HIT. So I get to my feet and do the next logical thing, I run into the kitchen and faint.

Soon After I awoke to realize my nose had suffered some damage. I sat in my bed all night crying. .
 
CipherLock said:


Am I the only one who found this the funniest damned thing in this thread?
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Nah...Highs comment about him beig mr. special is better.
 
HighIntensity said:
I am so upset, I got drilled in the nose while bouncing. Today I went to look in the mirror and winced. My nose is off a couple of inches too the rightl. I am going to go to the best plastic surgen in the world, and have the bar pay for it. I call it pretty insurance.

formally The best looking man on elite.
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You are tryintg too hard now.

If this is true, do us all a favor, post a pic.
 
You should rent Roadhouse before you go back to work. Study up, ya know. It may help to avoid this type of situation in the future.
 
that bar wont pay you shit especially if it didnt have an employment agreement.. which states cosmetic surgery is covered
 
I was never more happy then when I saw my ExBF come home from working at the club and his cute face was still in its perfect state.
 
HighIntensity said:
this was a joke thread but thanks for listening.
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damn.... too good to be true...
 
off a couple of inches....that would put it in your ear, wouldn't it?
 
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Ganryu said:

So you got your ass whipped by Mr. Fantastic, or Plastic Man?
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Stop being a dickhead. That could happen to anyone.
 
tuc biscuit said:
The funniest thing is that a 73 inch reach is just about average for an adult male, nice knowledge there spivs.
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Yeah, that was so obvious that I didn't feel the need to point it out. He should have just done what I do, cheat. I carry shit in my pocket that will fuck anyone up.
 
biteme said:


Yeah, that was so obvious that I didn't feel the need to point it out. He should have just done what I do, cheat. I carry shit in my pocket that will fuck anyone up.
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You carry shit in your pocket?
 
tuc biscuit said:



You carry shit in your pocket?
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Absolutely. I don't want to get caught in a situation where I can't get instant revenge. If someone pisses me off bad enough by being rude or whatever, I just reach into my pocket, take out the shit and fling it all over them. I've gotten a pretty shitty reputation by doing this, but WTF.
 
biteme said:


Absolutely. I don't want to get caught in a situation where I can't get instant revenge. If someone pisses me off bad enough by being rude or whatever, I just reach into my pocket, take out the shit and fling it all over them. I've gotten a pretty shitty reputation by doing this, but WTF.
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Lmao, nice response;)
 
HighIntensity said:
this was a joke thread but thanks for listening.
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Wouldn't have been a joke if I was at the bar you work at...actually you would've been alot worse off!!!

Good evening Mr. Chokesondick!!!
 
Does all this mean we won't be seeing that pic you promised us last week?
 
HighIntensity i am an insurance man. your injury will be covered under the bar's work comp policy. they legally have to carry. if they don't have a policy (plenty of cheap businessowners don't) you have a strong case of employer's liability.
 
tuc biscuit said:
The funniest thing is that a 73 inch reach is just about average for an adult male, nice knowledge there spivs.
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you're kidding right? a 73 inch WING SPAN is normal, but to have an arm that's 73 inches long is NOT normal.
 
Nathan said:
One time, I thought I'd eat an entire tomato like you would an apple. It was weird but I ate the whole thing.
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I knew a guy who would eat onions like that. And I know people who eat tomatoes like that.
 
The Nature Boy said:


you're kidding right? a 73 inch WING SPAN is normal, but to have an arm that's 73 inches long is NOT normal.
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I'm pretty sure reach is classed as wingspan, but not certain, you've got me doubting myself now, thanks you ass, if i was one 73 inch arm than that is pretty long, like stretch armstrong.
 
I bounced for a couple of years when I was in my twenties. I never got clocked too hard - too a couple of shots, like once when I was alone against 3 guys. But it could happen to anyone. I am glad it was just his fist and not a tire iron that hit you, or a knife.
 
You must be SO upset HI. I can`t imagine how you must feel, The pain, the humilty... I mean Ganyru DID own you real good. Hope you overcome it.
 
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