getting rid of bruises?

[notoriousQQ]

Massive,

I hurd da quikest way to get absorption of potassium in to your system, and get rid of dem faggy bruises, it to put a banana in your tailpipe. Just make sure you peel da cover off first. I don't know fo sho, cause I ain't a doctor, maybe ask your friend if its true. Whatever works and will get you looking like da big dog again though.

 

[MassiveGunz]

Massive,

I hurd da quikest way to get absorption of potassium in to your system, and get rid of dem faggy bruises, it to put a banana in your tailpipe. Just make sure you peel da cover off first. I don't know fo sho, cause I ain't a doctor, maybe ask your friend if its true. Whatever works and will get you looking like da big dog again though.

oh man, if you mean what I think you mean... I hope you are joking.

I think you are just joking though - ar eyou making fun of me?

fuck - I thought you were one fo the bros I was cool with. damn, you guys are all just always dicks.

should I be posting bruising questions on another board? like the training board? I didn't get the bruises while training though.

 

[notoriousQQ]

dead serious bro. since you do da drugs, I thought you would realize that what I say is the truth. Ever done x? Quickest means of absorption is putting it in your tail pipe dog. Gets it into your bloodstream fast. Fo real. Figured the same might be true wit dem bananas. Don't talk about it, be about it. Now, just do the damn thing.

 

[MassiveGunz]

I've enver done any drugs up my ass. that is a fact.
that makes me wonder if that woudl make me gay though.
I don't really want to do anything to make me gay - I have enough people saying that shit as it is.

I've done X before, but it was just normal, not up the ass.

are you serious? should I be doing drugs in my ass? that just sounds wrong. what happens when I have to take a dump?

 

[notoriousQQ]

No, not all drugs go in your ass. Just using x as an example. Personally I don't really fuck wit da drugs, but, I've heard from some smart bros that know who were partying with some strippers one night and they all put the x up their poop shoots because they would get high quicker. It doesn't clog da tail pipe, it absorbs man. If you have to poop, well, go grow a tail and take care of business. But, this isn't about doing drugs in your butt or peoples perception of you being gay. It's about getting that potassium in your system so the bruises go away quicker. No, it won't make you gay either. You want the bruises gone right? I've offered all of da help I can to you on this topic. Peace out, keep up all the good posting bro.

 

[MassiveGunz]

bro, I guess I beleeve you and shit, but that is freaking me out.

I don't think I can stick anything in my ass.

ONE TIME - and only once - this nasty chick I waws banging tried to stick her finger in there while she was giving me head - holy shit, I nearly nocked her head clean off.
I just don't go for that shit.

 

[WODIN]

Best thread ever!!! Really!!!

 

[notoriousQQ]

My apologies in advance, but---

bumpity bump bump

This thread really puts the ass in class and makes me giggle.

 

[MassiveGunz]

Thanks for reminding me.

notoriusQQ - so only X and vitamins go in your ass? Like you dont put weed in there I hope do you? And how would you even put coke in there?
So only pills right?

 

[notoriousQQ]

Please re-read the posts that you are referencing, all of the information that I have to offer on this thread up until this point is contained therein.

Keep up the good work though bro, you seem to be posting some good information on the site up until this point.

I read on another thread that you were volunteering some of your pt services to us here on EF. I might need to rely on your insight and experience and get some advice from you about training here in the near future. I'm not like the rest of the people here flaming you dude, cause you are the biggest flamer on here. I know you were joking whenever you asked if coca cola was a good source of vitamin C, not like the rest of the people here. Keep up the good work. You know who you should really flame? George Spellwin. Get on to George's case, people think that's really funny around here.