getting rid of bruises?

[ChefWide]

Good call. Put a fucking banana up yer ass. I blew my shake all over the monitor, and snarfed at least two ounces of it right out my nose.

Please, you need some pure oxygen right from the tank. It wont help with bruises at all, but it might clear your head enough to see when you are being totally completely fucked with.

Banana up your ass? ROTFLMAO

 

[chewyxrage]

this thread is so old....

 

[Spartacus]

for the new guys/gals

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I'm goin to just ignore this fucker from now on.

you think youy are funny, bu tyou are just a computer programmer up in... whetever the fuck youy are.

you probably don't even get laid.
you wish you were me.

This is my favorite post of this thread.
Especially since I wrote all of his posts on this thread.