There's a guy at my gym that has about 8 bottles of lotion and god knows what on the counter when he gets out of the shower. He stands in front of the sink and shaves his whole body, lifting the sack, and pulling an AAP to reach the nooks and crannies. No one's said anything to him because of the amount of prison tats he has. It haunts me.
I get a kick out of the guys that place a towel over their shorts first, then remove their shorts in the locker room. It looks ridiculous...Small penises???? LOL