Ever get caught?

[Lumberg]

I pissed in the communal shower at work yesterday. I wonder if the other guy noticed.

And most women don't care as long as you don't piss on their leg. But even then it washes off so it's no big deal.

 

[jerseyart]

lol

I've gone out w/a few girls that would have got off on that.

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[hanselthecaretaker]

Copied to Recycle Bin forum.

 

[Growth&Courage]

No, but I've been caught masturbating. When you do it twice a day, your bound to get caught sooner or later. As a matter of fact, I think a salesman caught me the other day. I was doing it at my computer which is located in my living room, when I looked up and saw a man standing in my doorway. I'm pretty sure he probably saw me. I had forgotten that I had made an appointment or allowed I should say, Mortgage refinancers to come out and talk with me. I answered the door and shook his hand. LOL

I was caught red-handed masturbating too with my dirty towel.

The dude that saw me later offered me the advice of getting rid of the towel away and should just cum on my body.

DIdn't get a chance to thank him for the advice. (was too )

 

[cornfish]

I always get busted jerkin off. That towel thing is classic though. Everytime my mom says, "Where are my grandchildren?"

I always say, "In the hamper on a towel" LOL mom's are great

 

[PBR]

lol

I've gone out w/a few girls that would have got off on that.

Im looking for just one....

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I've never been busted doing anything.

 

[roadkill75]

I have pissed in showers on all 5 continents!

i thought there were seven of em dude. But i'm at about 4 and counting!!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

hardrock tells the truth. A man who doesn't piss in his sleep is as trustworthy as a man with two first names.

I can't even control my urinary tract during funerals. As soon as I start to facefuck the corpse, I start dripping in the casket.

Then the eulogy is all buggered up and the kids start looking at me like I'm the boogeyman. Yeah, your mom was a great fucking humanitarian, now let me violate her for eight more seconds. Like a bull-riding contest, instead of me wrassling a bull, I'm having intercourse with a dead body.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

hardrock tells the truth. A man who doesn't piss in his sleep is as trustworthy as a man with two first names.

I can't even control my urinary tract during funerals. As soon as I start to facefuck the corpse, I start dripping in the casket.

Then the eulogy is all buggered up and the kids start looking at me like I'm the boogeyman. Yeah, your mom was a great fucking humanitarian, now let me violate her for eight more seconds. Like a bull-riding contest, instead of me wrassling a bull, I'm having intercourse with a dead body.

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