Ever get caught?

[ghettostudmuffin]

Got caught measuring my dick in high school by my step-mom.

Pee'd in my step brother's fish bowl.

Pee in the shower every time.

Got caught jerking off at the computer by my mom.

Those were not cool.

Now that I'm on memory lane I just realized I jerked off in class in the 4th grade I think. Not grown up style yanking, but you know the kind when you got briefs on and ya just sand your pole sideways with your flattened palm? Ya, in class. I am the man.

Best advice when something like that happens is to just act cool and don't talk about it.

 

[riverrock]

Got caught measuring my dick in high school by my step-mom.

Pee'd in my step brother's fish bowl.

Pee in the shower every time.

Got caught jerking off at the computer by my mom.

Those were not cool.

Now that I'm on memory lane I just realized I jerked off in class in the 4th grade I think. Not grown up style yanking, but you know the kind when you got briefs on and ya just sand your pole sideways with your flattened palm? Ya, in class. I am the man.

Best advice when something like that happens is to just act cool and don't talk about it.

LOL!

 

[tiger88]

LMAO! How'd you talk your way out of getting arrested?


SG, good to have you back bro!

wadd up


well before we left we all went to wash our hands

friend bet i didnt have the balls to shit in the urinal... i dropped a duece in there and a worker guy came in there (he was like 16) and he was WTF!!! and walked out to get his manager but as soon as he left we all took running too towards the door

we just darted the fuck out the door and ran away

ya i assume i was on video but it was out in Tuscun so i was way away from my home and didnt worry about laying low

 

[roidpuple]

...... ha ha funny shit..... I always piss in the shower.. why not goes right down teh drain...
... the ladies do it to... you know you do... why would that be bad...
Aslo when i go to the bathroom in .. stores or restruants i usually piss in the sink..
is just handy....