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rudeboyja

rudeboyja

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peeing in the shower? Happened to me 2 days ago. I have a booty buddy that lives about 5 minutes from where I work. I went to see her during lunch & wanted to shower before going back to work. She came in and caught me & was a little hot. Anyone ever been caught. Or ladies, ever catch your man doing it, because we all do..
 
best story ever:

one of the sexiest, hottest chicks at my college dated a good buddy of mine, who was probably the biggest retard and drunk at the school - one of those kids that was just scary when he was drunk (you guessed it, he was Irish). one day they are in bed passed out after a long night of drinking. we are all in the other room smoking and being animals and whatnot when we hear a scream from the room. Dood woke up (drunk as hell), got out of bed, whipped out his little Irish dingy, turned around, and started pissing on her sleeping body.
 
KillahBee said:
best story ever:

one of the sexiest, hottest chicks at my college dated a good buddy of mine, who was probably the biggest retard and drunk at the school - one of those kids that was just scary when he was drunk (you guessed it, he was Irish). one day they are in bed passed out after a long night of drinking. we are all in the other room smoking and being animals and whatnot when we hear a scream from the room. Dood woke up (drunk as hell), got out of bed, whipped out his little Irish dingy, turned around, and started pissing on her sleeping body.
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I know a kid who pissed all over the place when he gets drunk. One time he was soo fucked up he was passed out in the middle of the floor, woke up, pulled his pants down and starting pissing straight up in the air, piss going EVERYWHERE. Kid is an idiot!
 
KillahBee said:
best story ever:

one of the sexiest, hottest chicks at my college dated a good buddy of mine, who was probably the biggest retard and drunk at the school - one of those kids that was just scary when he was drunk (you guessed it, he was Irish). one day they are in bed passed out after a long night of drinking. we are all in the other room smoking and being animals and whatnot when we hear a scream from the room. Dood woke up (drunk as hell), got out of bed, whipped out his little Irish dingy, turned around, and started pissing on her sleeping body.
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I've pissed in closets, in my ex gf's dogs' bowl, on her couch, and on my moms bedroom floor while she was yelling at me to get in the bathroom. My response "I am in the bathroom". I didn't even believe her the next day. :verygood:
 
KillahBee said:
best story ever:

one of the sexiest, hottest chicks at my college dated a good buddy of mine, who was probably the biggest retard and drunk at the school - one of those kids that was just scary when he was drunk (you guessed it, he was Irish). one day they are in bed passed out after a long night of drinking. we are all in the other room smoking and being animals and whatnot when we hear a scream from the room. Dood woke up (drunk as hell), got out of bed, whipped out his little Irish dingy, turned around, and started pissing on her sleeping body.
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lol

I've gone out w/a few girls that would have got off on that.
 
No, but I've been caught masturbating. When you do it twice a day, your bound to get caught sooner or later. As a matter of fact, I think a salesman caught me the other day. I was doing it at my computer which is located in my living room, when I looked up and saw a man standing in my doorway. I'm pretty sure he probably saw me. I had forgotten that I had made an appointment or allowed I should say, Mortgage refinancers to come out and talk with me. I answered the door and shook his hand. LOL
 
I pissed in the communal shower at work yesterday. I wonder if the other guy noticed.

And most women don't care as long as you don't piss on their leg. But even then it washes off so it's no big deal.
 
awittyusername said:
lol

I've gone out w/a few girls that would have got off on that.
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biteme said:
No, but I've been caught masturbating. When you do it twice a day, your bound to get caught sooner or later. As a matter of fact, I think a salesman caught me the other day. I was doing it at my computer which is located in my living room, when I looked up and saw a man standing in my doorway. I'm pretty sure he probably saw me. I had forgotten that I had made an appointment or allowed I should say, Mortgage refinancers to come out and talk with me. I answered the door and shook his hand. LOL
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I was caught red-handed masturbating too with my dirty towel.

The dude that saw me later offered me the advice of getting rid of the towel away and should just cum on my body.

DIdn't get a chance to thank him for the advice. (was too :o )
 
hardrock tells the truth. A man who doesn't piss in his sleep is as trustworthy as a man with two first names.

I can't even control my urinary tract during funerals. As soon as I start to facefuck the corpse, I start dripping in the casket.

Then the eulogy is all buggered up and the kids start looking at me like I'm the boogeyman. Yeah, your mom was a great fucking humanitarian, now let me violate her for eight more seconds. Like a bull-riding contest, instead of me wrassling a bull, I'm having intercourse with a dead body.
 
satanic goatslayer said:
hardrock tells the truth. A man who doesn't piss in his sleep is as trustworthy as a man with two first names.

I can't even control my urinary tract during funerals. As soon as I start to facefuck the corpse, I start dripping in the casket.

Then the eulogy is all buggered up and the kids start looking at me like I'm the boogeyman. Yeah, your mom was a great fucking humanitarian, now let me violate her for eight more seconds. Like a bull-riding contest, instead of me wrassling a bull, I'm having intercourse with a dead body.
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OMG :FRlol: Best Post Ever!!
 
satanic goatslayer said:
hardrock tells the truth. A man who doesn't piss in his sleep is as trustworthy as a man with two first names.

I can't even control my urinary tract during funerals. As soon as I start to facefuck the corpse, I start dripping in the casket.

Then the eulogy is all buggered up and the kids start looking at me like I'm the boogeyman. Yeah, your mom was a great fucking humanitarian, now let me violate her for eight more seconds. Like a bull-riding contest, instead of me wrassling a bull, I'm having intercourse with a dead body.
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HAHA funny....what's your point? :evil:
 
satanic goatslayer said:
hardrock tells the truth. A man who doesn't piss in his sleep is as trustworthy as a man with two first names.

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I don't trust people who have the same initial for their first name as their surname!
 
I was caught masturbating by my sister. I had the playstation on, and it was paused on the nba dancers. Most embarrasing moment ever.
 
strangebrew said:
I was caught masturbating by my sister. I had the playstation on, and it was paused on the nba dancers. Most embarrasing moment ever.
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Dude.....That sucks
 
elite fry said:
last year when my girlfriend was asleep i pissed in her face
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LMAO!! How in the hell did you manage that?
If i gave my girlfriend a bladder full right on the chin i wouldn't be around to post anymore.

How did you talk her down from the ledge?
 
tiger88 said:
dude tahts weak sauce pee in the shower

i got caught taking a shit in a urinal at Arby's
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LMAO! How'd you talk your way out of getting arrested?


SG, good to have you back bro!
 
Got caught measuring my dick in high school by my step-mom.

Pee'd in my step brother's fish bowl.

Pee in the shower every time.

Got caught jerking off at the computer by my mom.

Those were not cool.

Now that I'm on memory lane I just realized I jerked off in class in the 4th grade I think. Not grown up style yanking, but you know the kind when you got briefs on and ya just sand your pole sideways with your flattened palm? Ya, in class. I am the man.

Best advice when something like that happens is to just act cool and don't talk about it.
 
GhettoStudMuffin said:
Got caught measuring my dick in high school by my step-mom.

Pee'd in my step brother's fish bowl.

Pee in the shower every time.

Got caught jerking off at the computer by my mom.

Those were not cool.

Now that I'm on memory lane I just realized I jerked off in class in the 4th grade I think. Not grown up style yanking, but you know the kind when you got briefs on and ya just sand your pole sideways with your flattened palm? Ya, in class. I am the man.

Best advice when something like that happens is to just act cool and don't talk about it.
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LOL!
 
hardrock said:
LMAO! How'd you talk your way out of getting arrested?


SG, good to have you back bro!
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wadd up


well before we left we all went to wash our hands

friend bet i didnt have the balls to shit in the urinal... i dropped a duece in there and a worker guy came in there (he was like 16) and he was WTF!!! and walked out to get his manager but as soon as he left we all took running too towards the door

we just darted the fuck out the door and ran away

ya i assume i was on video but it was out in Tuscun so i was way away from my home and didnt worry about laying low
 
...... ha ha funny shit..... I always piss in the shower.. why not goes right down teh drain...
... the ladies do it to... you know you do... why would that be bad...
Aslo when i go to the bathroom in .. stores or restruants i usually piss in the sink..
is just handy.... :p ;) :p :google:
 
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