Ever been caught jacking off?

[Mysterio]

I once forgot to lock my front door and I got caught jacking off by my cousin boy friend and her while I was wacking it to the best of latina's. Guys remeber to lock your door and I mean lock it TIGHT!

 

[casavant]

me with her boyfriend wacking it to the best of latina's.

Didn't you feel kind of fucked up about doing that with another guy??

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Too fucking funny. Fell out of my chair laughing. I remembered that I had a friend that got caught fucking a Gatorade bottle.

So did I! He got it stuck in some bottle and had to get help to get it off, he ended up breaking it with a hammer.

Who's the guy on here who humps the floor of the shower?

I did know a guy who claimed to be a fan of 2 slices of liver in a jar, warmed gently in the microwave.

 

[Mysterio]

Didn't you feel kind of fucked up about doing that with another guy??

Hey dawg! Change that shit cause I mean her boyfriend and her walked in on me.

 

[casavant]

Hey dawg! Change that shit cause I mean her boyfriend and her walked in on me.

Bwaaaahahahahahahaa!! LMAO It's OK, dude. Sexuality is actually a very fluid thing anyway. You don't have to explain yourself to anybody.

 

[TNH]

damn

Pretty embarassing shit.

What in the hell is going on with two 5th graders being fags? That is terrible.

And Puc, what a horrible thing to see.

 

[casavant]

I once forgot to lock my front door, and my cousin and her boyfriend walked in as I was wacking it to "the best of latina's". Guys, remember to lock your door... and I mean lock it TIGHT!

For Mysterio.

 

[Robert Jan]

lmao

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

How come no chicks are responding to this one.

Come one girls, ever get caught twiddling?

 

[Greek Freak]

girls will never admit to that kinda stuff, at best you can get one to imply it..and she is prob a slut if she does.