Ever been caught jacking off?

[Puc]

my parents used to lock their door and turn out the lights when they fucked.

one day they decided to leave the lights on and the door unlocked. i had left some stuff in their bathroom.

i was entrapped.

 

[Paulos]

Last year I was jerking feverishly to this a porno movie and my mom walked in on me, mid-spurt. I was caught off guard and was looking at my mom instead of paying attention to where my cock was pointed and accidently hit myself in the face with some of my own cum.

I just sat there with my accidental self-facial as my mom looked at me in horror then walked out of the room.


I got caught jerking it in Taco Bell once too, but that story is for another time kids.

 

[sereneman]

Last year I was jerking feverishly to this a porno movie and my mom walked in on me, mid-spurt. I was caught off guard and was looking at my mom instead of paying attention to where my cock was pointed and accidently hit myself in the face with some of my own cum.

I just sat there with my accidental self-facial as my mom looked at me in horror then walked out of the room.

Too fucking funny, laughed my ass off. Here's one for you. I can remember many times I would be jerking off in my room and I would here my mom or dad coming down the hallway talking, I would get pissed and hit the wall because they threw off my concentration. There's no way I could nut with my dad's country ass hick voice in the background


I got caught jerking it in Taco Bell once too, but that story is for another time kids.

 

[Star]

Paulos, that is hilarious!! If I was u I would of run away from home.....lol. The taco bell things sounds twisted though.

 

[swampmoose]

PUC!, u r killing me brotha!!!!hahhhhahahhaha

us college boys caught our boy one time. we thought the coast was clear, but i walked in on him JACKING OFF at a party. the image was him fucking his hand in the corner of the bathroom. and when i walked in on him, he was like..." hey whats up dude...... close the door when u r threw....." i left it at that....NO shame!

 

[vinylgroover]

No, but i'm hoping it will happen some time soon, it just adds to the excitement of jacking off.

My mother told me a story about how she was on a train here in Sydney one evening with another friend, when a guy sitting behind them started moaning and groaning. This dirty fuck was having a toss in the seat behind and he blew all over the back of my mother's seat. Sick fuck! I did piss myself laughing when she told me though

 

[swampmoose]

Vinylgroover........


i like your style buddy, when your in the motion, fuck the comotion......"Rage Against the Machine".......

 

[Robert Jan]

i once walked into this guy jacking off in the school halls urinoirs but he didn`t give a fuck. if hed given a fuck hed have gone into a toilet and closed the door.

I asked him if he was enjoying himself and he sayd HELL Yea

when he was done he walked out of the toilet and phoned up his girl.

pretty stupid shit

 

[swampmoose]

some times u just cant get enough....

one track minds........

 

[HumorMe]

Last year I was jerking feverishly to this a porno movie and my mom walked in on me, mid-spurt. I was caught off guard and was looking at my mom instead of paying attention to where my cock was pointed and accidently hit myself in the face with some of my own cum.

I just sat there with my accidental self-facial as my mom looked at me in horror then walked out of the room.