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Ever been caught jacking off?

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I caught my dad once, not in the act, but he had the v.c.r. on pause on a nude scene and his pants were unzipped. When I walked in the living room, He just looked up with a beet red face and had a shit eating grin on his face.
 
Caught my brother sitting down in the stand-up shower floor with his legs spread eagle. He covered up his dick as soon as I opened the shower curtain. I said, "What are you doin?" He replied very sheepishly, "Nothin." He was 15. Me and my friend teased him unmercifully about it until he cried. Those were the days when people didn't admit they masturbated. He got me back though. He walked in my room and I was goin' at it. I quickly threw the covers over me, hoping he didn't see what I was doing. I waited awhile to think of what I was going to say. I walked into the living room and said, very macho like, "You probably thought I was jacking off, well I wasn't." If that wasn't a dead giveaway...
 
sereneman said:
He covered up his dick as soon as I opened the shower curtain
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Your brother shoulda kicked your ass for being such a fag for opening the shower curtain on him.
 
I was camping one time, and one of my buddies started wanking it in the middle of the night. A bunch of us were sleeping outside and he had his own tent...all we could hear was fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap...

Of course, we all started laughing and throwing things at his tent. He got really pissed and yelled at us to fuck off. 10 mins later....fap-fap-fap-fap-fap. He's one of the most persistant guys I know. :lmao:
 
No never been caught but I have a great story about my friends little brother when I was younger. Well My friend had a younger brother who was in 5th grade or so and he had a best friend who was the same age. Well we were in about 7th or 8th grade and we all knew that these 2 screwed around with eachother and were most likely gay. Well my friend had a Talkboy recorder(that thing from Home Alone 2) and he accidently left it on while the 2 fags were home alone(no pun intended) and we got quite the conversation out of it. You could hear them saying ouch don't stick it in there it hurts and hurry suck it now. This was fucking hilarious and we questioned them about it. They were so embarassed and told us that they were talking about a nintendo game that wouldn't work. After that incident we caught them under blankets together with no clothes on and in the shower together. These 2 will be scarred for life if you asked me.
 
mom caught me stroking off.

i actually walked in on mom giving dad oral once, too. the image was burned into my brain:bawling:
 
Pardon me for saying this..but wouldn't it be better to knock on the door??? lol :D Better than being scarred for life. :)

and no..I never caught someone doing themselves
 
my parents used to lock their door and turn out the lights when they fucked.

one day they decided to leave the lights on and the door unlocked. i had left some stuff in their bathroom.

i was entrapped. :mad:
 
Last year I was jerking feverishly to this a porno movie and my mom walked in on me, mid-spurt. I was caught off guard and was looking at my mom instead of paying attention to where my cock was pointed and accidently hit myself in the face with some of my own cum.

I just sat there with my accidental self-facial as my mom looked at me in horror then walked out of the room.


I got caught jerking it in Taco Bell once too, but that story is for another time kids.
 
Paulos said:
Last year I was jerking feverishly to this a porno movie and my mom walked in on me, mid-spurt. I was caught off guard and was looking at my mom instead of paying attention to where my cock was pointed and accidently hit myself in the face with some of my own cum.

I just sat there with my accidental self-facial as my mom looked at me in horror then walked out of the room.

Too fucking funny, laughed my ass off. Here's one for you. I can remember many times I would be jerking off in my room and I would here my mom or dad coming down the hallway talking, I would get pissed and hit the wall because they threw off my concentration. There's no way I could nut with my dad's country ass hick voice in the background


I got caught jerking it in Taco Bell once too, but that story is for another time kids.
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Paulos, that is hilarious!! If I was u I would of run away from home.....lol. The taco bell things sounds twisted though.
 
PUC!, u r killing me brotha!!!!hahhhhahahhaha

us college boys caught our boy one time. we thought the coast was clear, but i walked in on him JACKING OFF at a party. the image was him fucking his hand in the corner of the bathroom. and when i walked in on him, he was like..." hey whats up dude...... close the door when u r threw....." i left it at that....NO shame!
 
No, but i'm hoping it will happen some time soon, it just adds to the excitement of jacking off.

My mother told me a story about how she was on a train here in Sydney one evening with another friend, when a guy sitting behind them started moaning and groaning. This dirty fuck was having a toss in the seat behind and he blew all over the back of my mother's seat. Sick fuck! I did piss myself laughing when she told me though:D
 
Vinylgroover........


i like your style buddy, when your in the motion, fuck the comotion......"Rage Against the Machine".......
 
i once walked into this guy jacking off in the school halls urinoirs but he didn`t give a fuck. if hed given a fuck hed have gone into a toilet and closed the door.

I asked him if he was enjoying himself and he sayd HELL Yea

when he was done he walked out of the toilet and phoned up his girl.

pretty stupid shit
 
Paulos said:
Last year I was jerking feverishly to this a porno movie and my mom walked in on me, mid-spurt. I was caught off guard and was looking at my mom instead of paying attention to where my cock was pointed and accidently hit myself in the face with some of my own cum.

I just sat there with my accidental self-facial as my mom looked at me in horror then walked out of the room.
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:FRlol: :FRlol:
 
I was at the mall one time and there were alot of good looking chicks. I was waiting for a movie to start so I decided to kill sometime and jack off in the car. Mall security caught me on camera and the next thing I know the cops pulled up beside me. I was trying to zip my pants when they asked me to step outside the car and had my belt undone as well as my zipper. Pretty embarassing. So I was fined and had to pay and was also banned from the mall. Lesson learned: I don't jack off in public anymore.
 
Puc said:
mom caught me stroking off.

i actually walked in on mom giving dad oral once, too. the image was burned into my brain:bawling:
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Question: when your mom caught you were you jacking off to the image of mom giving dad a BJ?
 
Hell yeah. My little brother, my older sister, a buddy at college- they all have caught me. Each time, I just covered up real quick and told them I was trying to wack it so please leave me in peace until I was done.
 
swampmoose said:
its a part of nature that people jack off. but its abnormal when you have to do it 3 times in a row when on test!
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Is it bad if you do that when you're not on test? I have a scar on my foreskin where my thumb knuckle sits. It got chaffed from the jacking and I just couldn't lay off the bastard to let it recover properly- that would have meant, like, a week of not whacking it. Completely unacceptable.

I think it adds character.:)
 
casavant said:
Is it bad if you do that when you're not on test? I have a scar on my foreskin where my thumb knuckle sits.
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Learn to use either hand, and then switch off every week.

What is funny about getting caught jacking off or having sex (neither has happened to me), is that doesn't it reach a certain point of orgasm where you wouldn't give a shit who was watching, you'd still just be saying ahhhhhhhhhhh while your eyes were rolling up in your head?
 
casavant said:


Is it bad if you do that when you're not on test? I have a scar on my foreskin where my thumb knuckle sits. It got chaffed from the jacking and I just couldn't lay off the bastard to let it recover properly- that would have meant, like, a week of not whacking it. Completely unacceptable.

I think it adds character.:)
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Too fucking funny. Fell out of my chair laughing. I remembered that I had a friend that got caught fucking a Gatorade bottle.
 
sereneman said:


Too fucking funny. Fell out of my chair laughing. I remembered that I had a friend that got caught fucking a Gatorade bottle.
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When I was in my early teens, I had some buds that would dig little tunnels in the wet clay of the pond bottom when they were skinny dipping.
 
I once forgot to lock my front door and I got caught jacking off by my cousin boy friend and her while I was wacking it to the best of latina's. Guys remeber to lock your door and I mean lock it TIGHT!


:o
 
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Too fucking funny. Fell out of my chair laughing. I remembered that I had a friend that got caught fucking a Gatorade bottle.
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So did I! He got it stuck in some bottle and had to get help to get it off, he ended up breaking it with a hammer.

Who's the guy on here who humps the floor of the shower?

I did know a guy who claimed to be a fan of 2 slices of liver in a jar, warmed gently in the microwave.
 
Mysterio said:


Hey dawg! Change that shit cause I mean her boyfriend and her walked in on me.

:mad:
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Bwaaaahahahahahahaa!! LMAO:FRlol: It's OK, dude. Sexuality is actually a very fluid thing anyway. You don't have to explain yourself to anybody. :D
 
damn

Pretty embarassing shit.

What in the hell is going on with two 5th graders being fags? That is terrible.

And Puc, what a horrible thing to see.
 
Mysterio said:
I once forgot to lock my front door, and my cousin and her boyfriend walked in as I was wacking it to "the best of latina's". Guys, remember to lock your door... and I mean lock it TIGHT!


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For Mysterio. :D
 
I caught my ex-wife fingering herself. That turns a lot of guys on I know. But it made my stomach turn. Of course the women won't admit it.
 
MFMan said:
I was at the mall one time and there were alot of good looking chicks. I was waiting for a movie to start so I decided to kill sometime and jack off in the car. Mall security caught me on camera and the next thing I know the cops pulled up beside me. I was trying to zip my pants when they asked me to step outside the car and had my belt undone as well as my zipper. Pretty embarassing. So I was fined and had to pay and was also banned from the mall. Lesson learned: I don't jack off in public anymore.
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Masturbation is normal, doing it in public is not. Just my opinion.

As far as the guy layin in the tub it was lumbuss (from Triedia aka Hugh Heifer, Lobster7, ScooterMcooter, BO$ Etc, etc) and he was yanking your chain.
 
I used to hang with a group of guys who had no morals or humility. They used to brag about wacking off eveywhere and anywhere. Once we were hunting, and at the end of the day, when we reconvened, I asked one of my friends if he saw anything, he said..."No, I was too busy wacking off".

They had more porn than any people I knew. One had a huge chest filled with mags and movies, and they once tried to take it from him to cut back on his "addiction" and he fought them to keep it.

A last bit of advice, never wack off with regular soap and not wash it off. My dick looked like dried, cracked earth and peeled for days.

OH, and no, I was never caught, but I am sure my parents knew.
 
When I was in high school the principals son was filmed yanking it in a hot tub while shit faced drunk at a party. For a week whenever he walked by in the hallway everyone would start singing that Clarence Carter song "Strokin".
 
I once caught my girlfriend fingering herself. I went to her house and her mom told me "she's in her room". So I went up the stairs and since I knew her so well I just opened the door instead of knocking. She was completly nude on top of her bed with a back messager on her vagina. I ran out the room and slammed the door. I was embarrased as hell, I heard her jump up and lock the door and get dressed. About 5 minutes later she opened the door and her face was deep red and she was out of breath. At first we just looked at eachother and didnt say anything for 2 minutes then she started yelling at me for walking in her room without knocking. That was the first and only time I ever seen her nude, we broke up shortly after because she was too embarrased to do anything with me ever again. :(
 
FarBeyondDriven said:
How come no chicks are responding to this one.

Come one girls, ever get caught twiddling?
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My husband has walked in on me (this morning) but it's not like I try to hide it anyway. hehehe
 
Irish BoneZ said:
I once caught my girlfriend fingering herself. I went to her house and her mom told me "she's in her room". So I went up the stairs and since I knew her so well I just opened the door instead of knocking. She was completly nude on top of her bed with a back messager on her vagina. I ran out the room and slammed the door. I was embarrased as hell, I heard her jump up and lock the door and get dressed. About 5 minutes later she opened the door and her face was deep red and she was out of breath. At first we just looked at eachother and didnt say anything for 2 minutes then she started yelling at me for walking in her room without knocking. That was the first and only time I ever seen her nude, we broke up shortly after because she was too embarrased to do anything with me ever again. :(
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Too bad. Sounds like she had potential.
 
Never happened to me, but I was in the book store one day and I had to take a shit. So I'm in the bathroom doing my business and I hear rough breathing in the stall next to me. I'm thinking "maybe this guy just needs some laxatives" so I go on with my business and I start to hear other noises, sounded like pages turning and then he hit warp speed....all I could hear was fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, I could tell by the sound he was wearing windbreaker pants. By this time I knew this guy was jerking off and I had one of those two foot long terds going so I was kinda stuck for a few minutes. Then this sick bastard starts moaning, not loud but he was. So I finished up and got the fuck out of there, but curiosity got the best of me so I got my book and sat in the chair closest to the restrooms and waited to see who is was beating his meat next to me. Shure enough some fat ass walks out with wind breaker pants and a sweater on. A short while after that I went to a friends house and explained what happened earlier. He replies "oh yea everytime I'm there I jerk off, if you open the baby changing station there are always a couple of porno mags in there, but I'm not courteous to the next guy I just bust my nut in the pages and put it back."
 
Blue Steel said:
Never happened to me, but I was in the book store one day and I had to take a shit. So I'm in the bathroom doing my business and I hear rough breathing in the stall next to me. I'm thinking "maybe this guy just needs some laxatives" so I go on with my business and I start to hear other noises, sounded like pages turning and then he hit warp speed....all I could hear was fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, I could tell by the sound he was wearing windbreaker pants. By this time I knew this guy was jerking off and I had one of those two foot long terds going so I was kinda stuck for a few minutes. Then this sick bastard starts moaning, not loud but he was. So I finished up and got the fuck out of there, but curiosity got the best of me so I got my book and sat in the chair closest to the restrooms and waited to see who is was beating his meat next to me. Shure enough some fat ass walks out with wind breaker pants and a sweater on. A short while after that I went to a friends house and explained what happened earlier. He replies "oh yea everytime I'm there I jerk off, if you open the baby changing station there are always a couple of porno mags in there, but I'm not courteous to the next guy I just bust my nut in the pages and put it back."
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hahaha thats fucking hilarious buddy
 
I heard this guy in the bathroom stall next to mine when I was at work today. I could hear the slapping as he was yanking on his pecker, I heard him say, "Oh yeah baby, Oh yeah", I didn't even want to know who it was so I got out of there as fast as possible.
 
Paulos said:
Last year I was jerking feverishly to this a porno movie and my mom walked in on me, mid-spurt. I was caught off guard and was looking at my mom instead of paying attention to where my cock was pointed and accidently hit myself in the face with some of my own cum.

You gotta be kidding about shooting yourself in the face...lol...
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Paulos said:
Last year I was jerking feverishly to this a porno movie and my mom walked in on me, mid-spurt. I was caught off guard and was looking at my mom instead of paying attention to where my cock was pointed and accidently hit myself in the face with some of my own cum.

You gotta be kidding about shooting yourself in the face...lol...
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God knows i've had some close calls with my roomate walking in while i'm sitting here at my computer. Thankfully he doesn't come around here that much these days.
 
Im sure I posted this before. I was 17 staying at my fathers had my fav Penthouse/Hustlers spread about the floor.All greased and ready to go.Got a nut sittting on the floor and passed out .I was awoken from the shutting door with only my stepmom home.
 
^
 
I got caught by my dad when I was 16 or 17. I was in my bedroom, door closed but not locked.

It was an ugly scene. You had to know my dad too. Back then he was one angry, stiff, rigid, distant sort of guy. Ex-military prisoner of war. When I was in 1st or 2nd grade he showed me this rusty knife he had cut a mans throat open with in combat and he saved as a souvenir. He grew up a ministers son-who use to beat his ass for just about every infraction. Was sometimes quite physical with me and my brothers (no not hugs) - threw me through a door once when I was in 5th grade (not out an open doorway, through a closed door). I did not masterbate again for probably 2 years. When I did I felt guilt and went many years without masterbating.
 
Never been caught, but im totally shameless, so I'd probablh crack a joke and tell em to go away im 'working'
 
I have never masturbated in my entire life. You people are sick.
 
hmmm, about the kids in fifth grade... Im curious to see what people say so, Ill just post this. When I was a child, I think 7, I had a friend that looked like my twin. Anyway, he tried to french kiss me one day(I had no idea what it was) and told me that people that really liked each other did it. He ended up eventually convincing me to do really wrong things with him (because I was such a gullible kid, and he was a little crazy). So imagine two 7 year olds doing each other in the as and giving each other bj not even knowing what they were doing. And for future reference to anyone out there, having it in back like that really does hurt. Anyway, I later realized I did that out of kindness thinking I was being friendly and that I am straight and attracted to girls. He and I are still really close friends, and he comes on to me every now and then and I have to repel him. What made us stop and me realize when we were kids though, was his dad came in and caught us and told my parents. I dont know about my friend, but my parents just looked at me and said, "trying new things?" The next day though my parents had a talk with me about it. It was so embarrassing. lol
 
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