Ever been caught jacking off?

[biteme]

I heard this guy in the bathroom stall next to mine when I was at work today. I could hear the slapping as he was yanking on his pecker, I heard him say, "Oh yeah baby, Oh yeah", I didn't even want to know who it was so I got out of there as fast as possible.

 

[joack]

Last year I was jerking feverishly to this a porno movie and my mom walked in on me, mid-spurt. I was caught off guard and was looking at my mom instead of paying attention to where my cock was pointed and accidently hit myself in the face with some of my own cum.

You gotta be kidding about shooting yourself in the face...lol...

 

[joack]

Last year I was jerking feverishly to this a porno movie and my mom walked in on me, mid-spurt. I was caught off guard and was looking at my mom instead of paying attention to where my cock was pointed and accidently hit myself in the face with some of my own cum.

You gotta be kidding about shooting yourself in the face...lol...

 

[collegiateLifter]

God knows i've had some close calls with my roomate walking in while i'm sitting here at my computer. Thankfully he doesn't come around here that much these days.

 

[Lostdog]

Im sure I posted this before. I was 17 staying at my fathers had my fav Penthouse/Hustlers spread about the floor.All greased and ready to go.Got a nut sittting on the floor and passed out .I was awoken from the shutting door with only my stepmom home.

 

[Mad4Iron]

Sounds like it coulda been way more fun than it was

Mad

 

[biteme]

^

 

[Paulos]

Dude.

 

[Generic MALE]

I got caught by my dad when I was 16 or 17. I was in my bedroom, door closed but not locked.

It was an ugly scene. You had to know my dad too. Back then he was one angry, stiff, rigid, distant sort of guy. Ex-military prisoner of war. When I was in 1st or 2nd grade he showed me this rusty knife he had cut a mans throat open with in combat and he saved as a souvenir. He grew up a ministers son-who use to beat his ass for just about every infraction. Was sometimes quite physical with me and my brothers (no not hugs) - threw me through a door once when I was in 5th grade (not out an open doorway, through a closed door). I did not masterbate again for probably 2 years. When I did I felt guilt and went many years without masterbating.

 

[Naeem]

Never been caught, but im totally shameless, so I'd probablh crack a joke and tell em to go away im 'working'