Ever been caught jacking off?

[MFMan]

I was at the mall one time and there were alot of good looking chicks. I was waiting for a movie to start so I decided to kill sometime and jack off in the car. Mall security caught me on camera and the next thing I know the cops pulled up beside me. I was trying to zip my pants when they asked me to step outside the car and had my belt undone as well as my zipper. Pretty embarassing. So I was fined and had to pay and was also banned from the mall. Lesson learned: I don't jack off in public anymore.

 

[Longhorn85]

mom caught me stroking off.

i actually walked in on mom giving dad oral once, too. the image was burned into my brain

Question: when your mom caught you were you jacking off to the image of mom giving dad a BJ?

 

[casavant]

Hell yeah. My little brother, my older sister, a buddy at college- they all have caught me. Each time, I just covered up real quick and told them I was trying to wack it so please leave me in peace until I was done.

 

[minion]

This is funny stuff!

 

[swampmoose]

its a part of nature that people jack off. but its abnormal when you have to do it 3 times in a row when on test!

 

[casavant]

its a part of nature that people jack off. but its abnormal when you have to do it 3 times in a row when on test!

Is it bad if you do that when you're not on test? I have a scar on my foreskin where my thumb knuckle sits. It got chaffed from the jacking and I just couldn't lay off the bastard to let it recover properly- that would have meant, like, a week of not whacking it. Completely unacceptable.

I think it adds character.

 

[Longhorn85]

Is it bad if you do that when you're not on test? I have a scar on my foreskin where my thumb knuckle sits.

Learn to use either hand, and then switch off every week.

What is funny about getting caught jacking off or having sex (neither has happened to me), is that doesn't it reach a certain point of orgasm where you wouldn't give a shit who was watching, you'd still just be saying ahhhhhhhhhhh while your eyes were rolling up in your head?

 

[casavant]

Learn to use either hand, and then switch off every week.

I learned to use lube EVERY time. Problem solved. Hey, I was seventeen...young and inexperienced.

 

[sereneman]

Is it bad if you do that when you're not on test? I have a scar on my foreskin where my thumb knuckle sits. It got chaffed from the jacking and I just couldn't lay off the bastard to let it recover properly- that would have meant, like, a week of not whacking it. Completely unacceptable.

I think it adds character.

Too fucking funny. Fell out of my chair laughing. I remembered that I had a friend that got caught fucking a Gatorade bottle.

 

[casavant]

Too fucking funny. Fell out of my chair laughing. I remembered that I had a friend that got caught fucking a Gatorade bottle.

When I was in my early teens, I had some buds that would dig little tunnels in the wet clay of the pond bottom when they were skinny dipping.