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dressed in a bright blue suit right now....

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at the train station and since the train schedule is wrong and mytrain isn't for awhile there are mostly just people getting off the train looking at me like I'm a freak. strange feeling to know that eveyone is staring at you. And I have this gross yellow/brown stain on my pants. :)
 
That time of the month?
 
How did you know I piss and shit myself once a month?
Maybe next year I'll just wear my work clothes and just ride around on a mower or Ill carry one of my weedwackers.
 
no, I'd borrow it from my gringo ass boss. We all sleep on the truck now next to the equipment so it will be easy.
You'd be surprised how good of a pillow that a plastic bag filled with grass clippings is.
 
UPDATE:
So I was taking the train by myself and meeting the girls I was gonna hang out with at Penn station. The train schedule was wrong so they got there 50 minutes before me. So I was gonna have to meet them in the village. I finally get there and they are about 14 blocks away and I got lost and eventually get within 2 blocks of them. They say they'll walk in my direction, so I start walking. I keep walking and walking and don't see them. I call back and one of the chicks I'm friends with picks up says they are at some bar a ouple blocks away. Since it is no longer on the numbered streets and in the part of the village that is very confusing to find shit I get lost again. At this point I'm fucking pissed off yelling on the phone that it's bullshit that they ditched me. These girls are all between 20-22 and drunk so I understand they're just be young drunk bitches. I'm friends with two of them and know they didn't knowingly do this on purpose. Either way it's dark and I can't find this fucking bar so I throw a hissy fit and tell these bitches on the phone that I'm grabbing a cab and going home. At this point I'm thinking worst loneliest halloween of all fucking time. On the phone one of the girls had mentioned she was gonna grab a train home too and wanted to hit up this really cool bar called mulcahy's on the island. We actually end up at Penn at the same time.
Now my line is totally different than the one they are going on and my car is at the station by my house. But I just said fuck it that I'll have a good time and worry about it later. It was just me and these two chicks drinking on the train. I had never met the my friends friend and she was looking pretty good. She had a bee costume on and was making it very obvious she liked me. Saying how she felt comfortable being naked and stuff to me, but that she wasn't a whore. Train ride was alot of fun, we had some good laughs for sure.
The bar is right next to the train station so we walk up and the line is beyond fucking long... Holy shit and it's all of a sudden got COLD. The bee chick fucked one of the guys who worked there once I think, so we cut the whole thing AND got in for free. Awesome bar with a cool band in full costume playing great music. Plenty of coronas and jager bombs late ron a empty stomach I was so fucking drunk it was not funny. At 3am the girls say they wanna go home and do so. Remember now I am a good 35 minute drive from my house and I have no ride home. I run into a very good buddy and his GF and continue to drink and he offers to let me crash at his crib if I need to. I guess I said no, I don't remember a bit of time there at the end of the time I was at the bar. I sort of remember meeting this Girl Jess and getting her number but I could not tell you one thing we spoke about in the bar. I honestly don't even remember giving her my number either. So she disappears, the bar closes, and I am down the block at the Taxi place by myself just about to get in a cab for the long ride home. I only had 50 bucks left and was hoping it would suffice for the bill. Jess textes me and asked what I'm doing and if I wanna hang out. I said absolutely, she said that I should just wait for a big black hummer that will be by in a minute to pick me up. She's in the backseat and her friend is driving her car. I get in and we start kissing a little I think (again blurry) and we get back to her place. It's a house rented to these four 21 year old chicks. We're all hanging out in the kitchen eating some food and decide to go to bed. We just layed in bed and watched some TV and fell asleep. I was honestly too drunk at this point to have sex anyway, we were tired and just crashed out.
Well, I she ended up being a really nice girl who drove me all the way home just now and we got some pizza on the way. I asked her out to a costume party tonite and I'm guessing she's gonna crash at my place because the party is closer to my house.I have alot of shit to do now to clean up, hit the gym, and take a nap before I go out. I'm sure i'll pop on elite every so often though.
 
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