Chicks who don't talk

[jack sparrow]

you fuckers who love listening to some self-absorbed chick prattle on, well, i had to do this tonight. sat near some perpetual wind bag with a voice that could repel insects and harm small animals. for 3 hours, i had to listen to this conversation about nothing. i am amazed that women will talk just due to the opportunity. who cares what you ate for lunch or the outfit you bought, or how you like this guy but don't kow, he's nice but i just don't feel that way about him, BLAH, BLAH, Blah!!! we were trying to find ways to shut her up, i brought her and her friend over some drinks hoping it would buy a few seconds of silence, but they took turns while the other was drinking. yay for deaf, mute women. Marlee Maitlin where are you now?

I usually cut in with a stern tone of voice, after about a half hour when I've had enough, and simply say, "does this story have an end to it? please, for the love of all that is good...get to it".

 

[H_T_]

I usually cut in with a stern tone of voice, after about a half hour when I've had enough, and simply say, "does this story have an end to it? please, for the love of all that is good...get to it".

or my personal favorite : is there a gas station between here and the end of this fucking story?

 

[jack sparrow]

or my personal favorite : is there a gas station between here and the end of this fucking story?

I even say that stuff to my sisters...I'm don't play favorites. I'm just not interested in details. Alls I need is the highlights and I'll ask questions frome there. I expect brief, cliff noted answers as well.

 

[H_T_]

I even say that stuff to my sisters...I'm don't play favorites. I'm just not interested in details. Alls I need is the highlights and I'll ask questions frome there. I expect brief, cliff noted answers as well.

nothing gets chicks to love you more than asking how their day went and then have the strength to sit there and listen. listen for a long, long time.

 

[jack sparrow]

nothing gets chicks to love you more than asking how their day went and then have the strength to sit there and listen. listen for a long, long time.

I know it man...it's one of lifes complete and total drags. Sometimes I feel like Ted Striker is talking to me and I start contemplating various methods of suicide.

 

[*MissFit*]

QUOTE=Austin316]First off Raina does not do post its, that girl can talk, and talk, and talk.... hehe which makes it good.

and "Missfit" lol stopppppp your not self involved or concieted, well maybe not to me at least but Im special[/QUOTE]

 

[anthrax]

or my personal favorite : is there a gas station between here and the end of this fucking story?

lol

 

[blut wump]

I know my wife starts to glaze over when I talk of my gym sessions. The only way I can get her to listen is to have her test for new growth.