caught my daughter with a personal massager

[swole]

lol i remember the first time i rubbed it out

i was like WOOOAAH!!

i think that's when my life officially turned for the worse

 

[miplank]

lol i remember the first time i rubbed it out

i was like WOOOAAH!!

i think that's when my life officially turned for the worse

lmfao!

 

[snacky cake]

It does feel good but don't worry, she doesn't know what sex is yet so it was more of just a curious feeling to her. They play with their ears and everywhere else right now. No biggie.

 

[walliwalibus]

I remember my first nut. Damn man, it was just plain wrong lol, everything changed that day. Dammit, I wish I could go back and keep that special messy moment.

 

[all the whey]

tell your daughter I used my "personal massager" two times last night

TWO TIMES!!

Smurfy's "personal massager" = drsketch

 

[walliwalibus]

Yeah man, no worries dude, it happens. You just happen to find out fast. Don't let it get ya down or anything. Hell I would just forget about it.

 

[walliwalibus]

ATW, wow, I missed the cat man............

 

[RottenWillow]

I was masterbating when I was five. Nothing wrong with that, dad.

 

[-Ariel-]

When I first read the title, I thought some douche is gonna get his ass kicked.
LOL

 

[curvymommy]

When I first read the title, I thought some douche is gonna get his ass kicked.
LOL

What's worse is that I thought it read "Personal Messenger"