The only way to settle this argument is for all the main players to meet in an agreed upon location and form a line. There they will, after an expert examination to determine no doping has occured, urinate with as much force as possible.
The subject with the furthest urine landing wins.
This is referred to as a pissing contest, it's commonly used througout the world to settle scientific disputes.
The subject with the furthest urine landing wins.
This is referred to as a pissing contest, it's commonly used througout the world to settle scientific disputes.