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goofball said:
I'm not Debaser, but that sounds a lot like Peter Griffin. I have that episode on my hard drive...Peter gets the mob to blow up his car or something, and the Don asks him to look after his annoying cousin? (?)
The best TFG quote comes from Peter's flashback to his time on The Dating Game. The girl asks each of the contestants what they'd do with her if she was an ice cream cone; Peter says something like, "Well, I'd eat you REAL FAST, before I went flaccid."
