Average means fat I guess.

[Bossinova]

lolololol

 

[bigbassturd]

Lolololol!!!

 

[dabuffguy]

I talk to people in real life exactly as I talk here...

I also correct the fuck out of ngrs. Today our HR got all pissy because I got CC'd on an important email in which someone used the incorrect form of you're.

My reply, which was a reply all, was

*you're

Lolololololol

EF ruins careers!

Hahaha!!

I'll randomly text EF'isms to my girlfriend. Done in the right moments she laughs really hard.

I did a "she's cheating on you" to a coworker. He actually laughed really hard. Depends on the personality.

 

[Fitguy3030]

She really is cheating on you

 

[nefertiti]

Definitely in bad taste, but not swearing isn't a requirement.

I actually don't use language like this with people face to face. I think nobody here talks to people face to face the way they do on here. I know lots of people use frequent F words in casual conversation but I don't. My GF has never heard me swear before.

You guys bring out the worst in me on here with the swearing

Pretty much the person I am here is the person I am in person. Except maybe a slightly raunchier sense of humor (in person).

In a lot of ways, I hold back more online.

 

[Strongbow]

real talk tho


I kinda admire your willpower. I can't imagine waiting that long. Something to be proud of...You don't have to have sex with a ton of women to be good, just have a lot of sex with the same person (this obviously probably won't work for you cuz you're a fgt). So good luck and kudos.


I still hate you tho.

Wut

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[zwhit]

I put out more in person

 

[WoodyO]

it's 25 damn pages...how far did you make it before you dropped your slop, yo?

2nd post.

 

[nangiggles]

so dabuff you haven't had coffee, tea or watched porn?

 

[dabuffguy]

so dabuff you haven't had coffee, tea or watched porn?

I haven't ever had coffee or tea.

I have watched porn before, but it's been a long time.