Average means fat I guess.

[dabuffguy]

Have we even seen a pic? Is it in fact a wooman?

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I'm pretty sure she has a vagina. I haven't checked yet...

 

[WoodyO]

I'm pretty sure she has a vagina. I haven't checked yet...

You haven't even got outside downstairs yet? Even 11 years olds have done that.

 

[caligirl85]

she's voluptuous fo' sho'...that's probably the outer limit of what i would find attractive, body-wise...she has a pretty face...you can be guilty of a lot of sins if you have a pretty face.

my point being that, i've found myself attracted to women of different shapes and sizes over the years. that's not to say that i'm not your average, shallow hal...i am...it starts with a pretty face for me. you don't have that? we'll never get past the friend-zone. however, i've had occasions over the years where i've come across a woman that i found to be very beautiful and had other guys look at her and say "well, she's not ugly, but she's not drop-dead gorgeous either". different strokes for different folks!

that said, my wife is beautiful (a consensus has been had) and she's around 5'7" and weighs between 112 and 115, which sounds tiny, but she's got nice boobies and a nice bum...must have small bones haha

That sounds very tiny!

 

[digimon7068]

That sounds very tiny!

she looks good newd...lumps and bumps in all the requisite places

 

[dabuffguy]

You haven't even got outside downstairs yet? Even 11 years olds have done that.

Nope.

In order to be married in one of our temples (a highly important and big deal for Mormons) we can't touch each other's downstairs with or without clothing or have intercourse to be considered worthy. We also have to have not been using drugs, smoking, drinking alcohol, coffee, tea, pornography; have been paying our tithes; regularly attending Sunday church meetings. We have to get married lawfully and legally then wait at least a year before being able to be married inside the temple again for religious purposes if we don't follow the rules.

Besides that, we have both made oaths to God inside the temple previously to not have any sexual relations with anyone with whom we are not legally married to. I have kept that oath and intend to and so does she.

 

[digimon7068]

Nope.

In order to be married in one of our temples (a highly important and big deal for Mormons) we can't touch each other's downstairs with or without clothing or have intercourse to be considered worthy. We also have to have not been using drugs, smoking, drinking alcohol, coffee, tea, pornography; have been paying our tithes; regularly attending Sunday church meetings. We have to get married lawfully and legally then wait at least a year before being able to be married inside the temple again for religious purposes if we don't follow the rules.

Besides that, we have both made oaths to God inside the temple previously to not have any sexual relations with anyone with whom we are not legally married to. I have kept that oath and intend to and so does she.

you're a better an than me, charlie brown...

 

[WoodyO]

I already jerked off once just reading through this thread.

 

[digimon7068]

I already jerked off once just reading through this thread.

it's 25 damn pages...how far did you make it before you dropped your slop, yo?

 

[caligirl85]

Nope.



In order to be married in one of our temples (a highly important and big deal for Mormons) we can't touch each other's downstairs with or without clothing or have intercourse to be considered worthy. We also have to have not been using drugs, smoking, drinking alcohol, coffee, tea, pornography; have been paying our tithes; regularly attending Sunday church meetings. We have to get married lawfully and legally then wait at least a year before being able to be married inside the temple again for religious purposes if we don't follow the rules.



Besides that, we have both made oaths to God inside the temple previously to not have any sexual relations with anyone with whom we are not legally married to. I have kept that oath and intend to and so does she.

Where does swearing and using the c word fit with all that?

 

[Bossinova]

yeah, answer the question you fuckin' cunt buffgay