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little Vinny's pizza, rated number 2 overall on LI last time I checked
There is NOTHING WORSE than *desperate pussy*... Bitches like this end up putting rabbits in pots and shit.
next to umbertos I assume?
although, there's a place in Garden City park that has the best pizza I've ever eaten... Mama... something. OH. Mama Theresa. OMG. best pizza.
some sort of internal unrest or life struggle as a young adult has stunted your social and emotional development causing you to still think and act like a 20 year old.
somehow it is very important to you that people on EF look up to you, really though what is the point
you took a lot of creative liberties with your story about the altercation; i'm thinking you didn't actually pin this guy against the wall completely - like really his friend just stood there and watched while you did it?
banging your ex is fun and easy but you KNOW she wants something more. everything you are doing is ok on paper and nobody can really blame you but deep down you know something is wrong and that you are torturing her. And every time you bang her with that little feeling of doubt you are killing yourself on the inside.
you tell yourself you'll move on when you find a new girl but things are so easy with the ex you aren't going to put yourself out there strongly enough to get another girl you really want.
little Vinny's pizza, rated number 2 overall on LI last time I checked
no, right in the middle of the village. All they sell is pizza and nothing else. cold cheese is what most everybody gets.
whoa cheap shot at musclemom!
Well, yes you are correct about enjoying my youth while being 28, but you're wrong about everything else. The story at the pizza place actually happened, I am not here to make up fake stories to impress people. If I really cared I'd get way more bent out of shape than I do. For the one millionth time I tell my stories because I live an interesting life and I am a good story teller. I do care what my friends on here say because I do respect their opinion. Otherwise I could careless what the doubters say. Even if this is all fake and i'm actually a 300lb fat woman making this all up, who cares. Ortiz said something to the effect of how I live pretty interesting cool life or I'm Mothergoose. There's always gonna be doubters and haters about everything I write. And by the way this woman is no dummie. She has a masters in pychology and is alnost 36 years old. She knows exactly what she is doing right now. This is her idea, not mine. The last time I banged her she kept repeating the same line, "I love to fuck you". She's happy, I'm happy and we'll see what happens next. I told her i make NO promises about anything and she agreed happily.
And by the way this woman is no dummie. She has a masters in pychology and is alnost 36 years old. She knows exactly what she is doing right now. This is her idea, not mine. The last time I banged her she kept repeating the same line, "I love to fuck you". She's happy, I'm happy and we'll see what happens next. I told her i make NO promises about anything and she agreed happily.