Americans are so damn IRONIC. OMG HE SHOT A DOG!

[SSAlexSS]

MY NEIGHBOR THREATENED TO KILL MY DOG ONCE. HIS LITTLE KID WAS TOURMENTING HIM THROUGH THE FENCE SO NATURALLY, WHEN I WALKED HIM OUT FRONT AND HE SAW THE KID HE STARTED GROWLING. I HAD HIM ON THE LEASH.

I TOLD MY NEIGHBOR IF HE DID ANYTHING TO MY SON (DOG), I WOULD KILL HIS LITTLE BOY. PLAIN AND SIMPLE. I TOLD HIM IF HE SHOT MY DOG, I'D SHOOT HIS KID, IF HE POISONED MY DOG, I'D POISON HIS KID. THEY MOVED A FEW MONTHS LATER.




KAYNE

I didnt know that dogs could write in caps...

Where is your bitch and your puppy?

 

[KAYNE]

I didnt know that dogs could write in caps...

Where is your bitch and your puppy?

YOURE MY BITCH AND MY SON IS SLEEPING.



KAYNE

 

[Burning_Inside]

I have a cat that I've had now for around 12 years. I kinda grew up with this cat. I kinda think of him as like a retarded son of mine. Anyone who is human enough to have a bond with animals as I do will understand when i say that if anything were to happen to that cat, I would explode with insanity and try to tear to shreds the cause of the problem, no matter if my life was in danger or not. If I was that guy watching my dog get shot, you can damn wel guarantee I would have charged him with the intent of totally decimating the fuck. Would I have got to him before he shot me? Probably not. Would I care? Not at all. For his sake he had better have made a killing shot, I know for a fact I'd get right back up with adrenaline being the funny thing that it is, and I'd either do what I could to knock him into traffic or knock him on the ground and bite his throat out and eat it like a rabid wolf. Funny thing is I know I'd have that intent on dying with my actions also. I wouldn't expect to live. But you better believe I would never stand there and watch my "child" die and do nothing. I'd go out in a blaze of glory, baby. No regrets.