Am I On To Something, Or Just Being Paranoid

[HappyScrappy]

fucking candianers

 

[tomcat]

Unless she gave you a hand job in your sleep and loaded up the turkey baster...

 

[john937]

Who cares if you haven't slept together (you probably snore)
Have you two HAD SEX or have you been on Deca for 3 years?

 

[smallmovesal]

what's wrong with canadians???

 

[tomcat]

What RIGHT with Canadians?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

LOL

Your kid is half-black and you wonder if she cheated on you? Unless I'm missing something here, I think it's quite apparent what you must do.

Tie a 45lb plate to each of your ankles and go swimming.

I just noticed that you were joking. I think I'll heed my own advice.

 

[Giarc]

MY GIRLFRIEND AND I HAVNT SLEPT TOGETHER IN 3 1/2 YEARS. I THINK SHE IS CHEATING ON ME THOGH. I KNOW I COULD JUST BE JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS AND BEING PARANOID ( WHICH I PROBABLY AM). THE ONLY THING THAT IS REALLY THROWING ME OFF IS WE JUST HAD A CHILD THREE DAYS AGO. WHAT DO YOU THINK

Dude, if you haven't had sex in over 3 1/2 years and she just had a kid............... she's cheatin on your ass!

Either that or she has the worlds longest pregnancy.

 

[JohnnyO]

oh NO! it was a semi-virgin birth! Excuse me I have to go to church now.

 

[blood_drinker]

she is another one of 'dem miracles like the virgin mary

 

[smallmovesal]

i like your avatar johnnyo but i liked the boner boyz better...