Alright, one night stand says shes having my kid and is asking for money...

[crazyjoe]

lol no, Sublime. Fez just jerks off to the bra and panty Sunday paper ads while wearing his sisters shoes.

Where have you been lately little buddy?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Where have you been lately little buddy?

Napping every chance I get. Cycling off my E>C>A stack

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm a sad monkey

 

[jh1]

Napping every chance I get. Cycling off my E>C>A stack

well now is a good time for you to drop the ECA, cause you can't possibly get any fatter....

 

[rubberneck]

lol no, Sublime. Fez just jerks off to the bra and panty Sunday paper ads while wearing his sisters shoes.

*puddlemonkey knows to much what people do when no one is around*

 

[heatherrae]

HR! I swear, your pretty smart , or is it pretty and smart....whatever, but sometimes you come up with the most hairbrained crap I swear. THE GIRL IS A LIAR!! SHE DON'T GOT NO CONSCIENCE!! She's in it to see what much she can take him for. period! Want proof? Look at what she was most interested in, rent, elec bill, whatever it was. How many girls that you know asked for bill money and didn't say anything about medical expenses, child support, who the hell he really is since she knew him only a matter of hours, what he intends to do in the future if the baby is his, etc. She even left hreself an out as to not look like a complete conwoman by telling him that it MAY be another mans, that way she can justify taking the money and then telling him later, "good news, it's not yours!" only after she has said she needed all this medical shit done and wanted him to "pay for just half" of it.

You mark my words, she's done this before, has a gf/ sister that pulls this scheme, make people lives hell for a couple of months then gets hell hell outa Dodge. My guess is she's on the pill or unable to have kids and makes shure guys like him hit it raw. That starts the ol' ball rollin'.

1) don't pay for shit, nada, nothing, zero, zip
2) tell her that you will want your own DNA test done after the birth
3) don't contact you until the baby is born, then you'll have an attorney for her to call with all requests
4) refer to #1

Just take my word for it, experience is costly, I've paid for plenty. Not this exactly, but close enough to know what's up.
Tx

You don't know she is a liar. Being pregnant and having a baby is EXPENSIVE! I know. lol. $280 is a dop in the bucket. Medical expenses alone are at least $10,000. For me, it is more because I'm over 35 and had to have special tests, etc.

I think if he gives her too much attitude, and it was me, when I sued him for paternity I would also ask the judge to make him pay for half the medical bills and baby's necessities. Then, he would be sorry for calling me a liar and a whore and balking at helping out with a measly light bill.

Of course, she could be a liar, but I don't know why you guys just assume that.

 

[puddlemonkey]

*puddlemonkey knows to much what people do when no one is around*

People confess a lot of weird shit in k messages.

 

[rubberneck]

You don't know she is a liar. Being pregnant and having a baby is EXPENSIVE! I know. lol. $280 is a dop in the bucket. Medical expenses alone are at least $10,000. For me, it is more because I'm over 35 and had to have special tests, etc.

I think if he gives her too much attitude, and it was me, when I sued him for paternity I would also ask the judge to make him pay for half the medical bills and baby's necessities. Then, he would be sorry for calling me a liar and a whore and balking at helping out with a measly light bill.

Of course, she could be a liar, but I don't know why you guys just assume that.

What if he gave her money for the light bill and lets say he gave gave her money for rent and a car payment to help her out, and she still sue him !

 

[puddlemonkey]

Of course, she could be a liar, but I don't know why you guys just assume that.

Because 94% of the time thats the case.

ps- KB gave me these statistics.

 

[jh1]

but I don't know why you guys just assume that.

Edjucated Guess.



You have to admit it is a very precarious position to be put in. They had a night of 'fun' for both of them - this girl calls him and says 'SUPRISE!' and I need money - but I don't even know if it's yours cause I am fuggin this married dood as well.

While I agree they both know about the birds and the bees and a father & mother need to to equal responsibility for their actions, clearly the woman has a burden that dictates that she be a little more responsible so that she doesn't put herself or unknown numbers of men in the position of not knowing paternity. Completely classless - and yes, above and beyond the classlessness of an equally active male whore.