LOL.....that second part would be impossible.....![]()
Ok! Whatever you say. My mom (my mom of all things! LOL) has a next door neighbor, Born a female but is a dyke. This I use the right word? OH well! Sue me!
Anywhos! She's been telling my mom for years that she is tired of being a man trapped in a womans body.
So low and behold, she got a sex change. Now she is a man. And started taking tons of male hormones.
I talked to her about 3-4 weeks ago. And she is diffenently gaining muscle, facial hair, voice is deeper. Hell! She is even start to talk, walk and think like a man.
The first thing I asked her...I mean him. Was...."so, tell me, with all these male hormones you are taking. How do you feel?
He replie...." I feel fucking AWESOME!!!! I never knew this is how men felt day in and day out! It's a great fantastic feeling! I'm stronger, faster, I'm smarter. ( I can answer the answers to questions super fast! I can see farther into the distance and clearer. My confidence to say and do what I want is through the wall! I don't worry anymore about it! I feel at peace with me and everyone around me. I don't worry anymore or stress about anything. Also, people that are trying to ruin my day with their anger or misery or complaining does NOT affect at all! I just laugh at them and walk away. Laugh because I"m having a great time and their making life miserable by getting angry and causing drama.
So I asked, would you ever consider going back to a female? His answer...."NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS!
So before we went our seperate ways. I had to ask him something. I said...."Rudy! Hold up a second". So, since you were a woman and now a full fledged man. Would you say that "being" a woman is a miserable and somewhat tortures life?
His reply...."Without a fuckng doubt! I used to LOVE being a woman. Proud to be one. But! I think I rather take speed, strength, faster and stronger brain power, ability to handle pain better. Heal and regenerate injuries much faster. And most importantly of all! No more periods! No more of 10 days out of 30 days in a month feeling and "stinking" like total shit. And let's not forget this Euphoric feeling. And last but not least....men having something that women do NOT!
Hence why they can't handle the truth! They LOVE to be lied to. Tell the the truth about ANYTHING. And your considered an asshole! They complain a lot! About what? Everything they see and hear. Everything bothers them! They are never satisfied. And even if you fix what they have broken. OR buy them what they "thought" they wanted. Guess what! After a day or two they forget about it.
Women do NOT know what they want! Why? Simple Their hormones shift for many, many days throughout the month. Did you know they are "normal" for 4 days of the week. ONLY 4!!! Low dopamine. And dopamine is a set of instructions that all men have. It tells us what to do. And it tells us what we need to acquire in order to achieve happiness. It helps us prioritize things. Allowing us to choose what is important to do. And what can wait.
So?! What is this ONE thing we have that us men have that THEY don't? And because of this, this makes them all lie to each other. Lie to themselves. Complain about everythying! Hate other women. Are always jeolous and suspcious and must I add....VINDICTIVE!; OH! And they LOVE calling us men stupid! Because that was miserable people do. Miserable people think they are smart. And that US men are stupid. We are NOT stupid. Men just put with womens shit. And we "ACT" stupid. Why? Simple, because we are better than them. And we don't let their misery rubbed off onto us and destroy them and bring us down to their low miserable level. Also, we act stupid so that we can just accomplish what it is a woman wants and have her "STFU"!!! Its the same thing like being with a baby? Would a grown man argue with a baby? Really? Why? You'll never win! They can't understand anything you are saying. So! In order to be the better person (because we are due better reasoning), we just let the baby...er...I mean...Um.... the woman have her way. Hey! It shut her up didn't it?
So whats the thing(s) that we have that THEY "severly" lack? Courage, Confidence, Initiative, Guts, Glory, Honor, Respect, Integrity, Speed, strength, better vision, better hearing, faster healing regeneration, better planning and development, progress and order. All this without having "emotions' ruin our lives. And last but certainly NOT least and the MOST important of all........drumroll......
SENSE OF WELL-BEING!!!! This is why we are happy with anthing and everything around us. We don't complain. We act like big kids at times. Why? Because its fucking fun and we have the ability to do it. Blame it on the high dopamine levels men have. Without dopamine (what must women lack) life becomes rather dull and boring! We don't complain. We are happy with the simple things in life. What? The house needs painting? Why? It's not bothering me! LOL I need underwear? Why? So their ripped up and bleaced up! Who cares! No ones seeing my underwear!
One more thing. Womens Intuition?! Really?! Give me a fucking break! That's just a woman being "suspicious", untrustworthy, and insecure. Why?????
LOW SENSE OF WELL-BEING!!!!
Believe it or not, but I actually somewhat knows what its like to be a woman. And man! Does it suck!
HIgh estrogen levels slowed down my thyroid. And this causes weight gain, soft muscles, lack of strength, fogging thinking (or what I like to call retarded). I couldn't think fast enough. Hell! I couldn't drive my car too well! I almost hit 2 cars like a girl! LOL. My hearing sucked!!! And worse! MY vision was horrible!!! I also became sensitive! No one can say shit to me because I wold take EVERYTHING that was said to me in a wrong way.
My vision?! Holy Hell! Everything became a tiny bit blurry and depth perception and corner eye vision were greatly distorted. I also had headaches. Became argumentative. Just wanted to start a fight with anyone for anyrhing! And when I did, I barely had anything good to say. MY comebacks were weak!!!!!l
OMFG! Not to mention that I was cold all the time. Bathroom? I went from pooping my usual 6 times a day to around 2 a day! WTF is that?! Migraines! Suspicious, suspicious, suspicisou!
Sweets! OMFG! I eat my usual daily clean meals. But at times I found myself stopping at every store to get candy, chocolate ice cream, Pizza, Soda. All that damn estrogen was making me crave disqusting and unhealthy garbage.
He're s another, tried playing Call of Duty 4 on Xbox. I always did great at that game. NOT THIS TIME! I always run around fast enough. A map that I did so many times. Well I lost because lost. Instead of moving around fast and knowing how to maneuver the controller. I instead moved around slower. Had troulbe pressing the appropriate button on time! All in all, I went from being a great player. To the worst player ever! And what did this to me.....
Same things women have...
Low Testosterone,
Low Thyroid
High Estrogen
Low DHEA
Low Progesterone
All this lead to "LOW SENSE OF WELL-BEING".
Just one last note. And this is my personal opinion. I"m married and happily. But let's be honest guys. Do men really like women? Or do we just like what they have to offer? Which is their body? Men are attracted to sex and sexuality. Women to money and security. It doesn't get any simpler than that! Marriage was invented by a woman. Not men! Men are specifically designed physically and mentally designed to for 2 things. WAR or Fighting. Hence the narrow hips for better running. Bigger size and strength. Faster speed. And are emotions are lower than that of a woman. Can't be a killing machine if you have a "caring" heart. Out there it's kiled or be killed! If a woman were a soldier, due to her emotional attachment towards everything. She would be dead very fast. In Iraq a little boy and/or girl approach with a gun to an American soldier. Male soldier (without giving it a second thought) will kill those 2 children. A woman soldier? Consider her dead by these 2 kids. Her emotions got killed.
So like I was saying "marriage" was invented by a woman. Why? They have insecurities issues. They are genetically designed to find a mate that will stay with them for many years and not leave her (due to her insecurities). And in the hopes that he will stay as a the father for kids for the next many, many years. Men however! Are designed to reproduce with every woman they can find. We don't need commitment! We are NOT insecure! That is why I so many men lately marry, have kids and then leave the family and start a new family again. Why? Because thats what we are DESIGNED to do. We don't have much emotional attachment towards things. And this makes letting go of things MUCH EASIER! So many women out there and sacrifice our lives sticking with one person for the rest of our lives (when we are not designed to be with the same woman, but instead with every woman we meet) The one that truly wins in a marriage is the woman. By you becoming her husband. Her insecurities and fears of lviing along forever are gone. Marriage benefits them....not us!
Think yourself now as 3-5 year old. Did you like hanging around girls? Were they allowed to enter your group of friends? Boys ONLY...NO girls allowed! From very, very young age. We...US....Men....don't really like women at all! We don't let join our clubs. We don't let them enter our rooms. Hell! We flat out discriminate them! We hate them to be exact!
It's kind of the say way a pack of wolves (or human men) pick on the weakest wolf in the pack. AKA....,The Runt. Why do we do it? We all used to do it while in High School Because he's small and weak? And by beating on him it allows US to feel superior and stronger!? Or do we do it in order to "toughen" up the weak kid? OR do we flat out dong it just to make ourselves feel better. Better how? Stronger! Faster! Better! Or could this just be a natural human "extinct" we have? To make the life of the weak, slow, small and stupid a living hell?
Some concept here. A group of boys (let's say 10) are out in the street hanging out. Now comes this girl and say she wants to join the boys club. What do we do? We yell at her! We insult her! Humiliate her! Us males simply from the day we are born do NOT lke women! Yet! They somehow like us. And are always trying to get close to us. But that's due to their insecurities.
The ONLY thing that allows fully grown men and women talk to each other and l and stay in a forced relationship that no one man wants to be in is.......*drumroll* SEX!!!! Sex! That's it! If it wasn't sex in the world. Men and women wouldn't even DARE look at each other. Or even say a word to each other. Think about it. What for? What do WE have in common with them? Not sex! LOL
Men and women do NOT have jackshit in common. We are strong and aggressive and wild. they are the the complete opposite. They don't like sports. Must don't even like to come to the gym with us to workout. They don't watch sports! You can't play any video games around them because it ticks them off. Why! Because you're having fun WITHOUT them! Remember...they are JEALOUS!
P.S. This clearly explains why so many old people (at least here in South Florida are killing each other. Husbands and wives kill each other. See.....when people get old. They no longer produce adequate amounts of hormones. And adequate amounts of neurotransmitters like dopamine and serotonin
And dopamine is the "love" hormone. Its what allows men and women to be attracted to each other. And want to be around each other. But! It's only for SEX!!! But once they get their sex on....cum....prolactin sky rockets! Thats when the man and/or the woman quickly get up, get dressed and say...." I need to get the fuck out of here quick!"
It be cool if women acted their usual feminine way. But pushing more towards OUR side. The male side. That way they would be more fun! and complain less or not at all!
P.S.S. Secret. But every 2 months, I give my wife low does Test (10mgs a week) along with 12.5 mgs of Proviron 2x a day for 6 weeks. And man! Does she change for the better! She dresses up more sexy slutty. Chooses to play Xbox and PS3 with me (Or on her on). Doesn't go out wasting our money on stupid nonsense that we can't afford. Watches football with me. Wants to go clubbing. And hell! sometimes even asks to go out a strip club! And like twice so far (and she NEVER done this before) she has went up stage with the dancers and kissed them. And grap their tits and vice versa. She even got a lapdance. And this is a Miss Goodie Two Shoes I'm talking about here. See what a little Test can do?
Adds fun,
vitality
energy
confidence
strength
charisma
enthusiasm
Libido boost
Euphoria
And....er....lol...interest in the same sex. Yay!!!!
Sex is the ONLY thing that allows US to put up with their shit and vice versa. Man! Because once we bust a nut and prolactin sky rockets. We get up from the bed and leave! No need to stay in bed anymore...thanks! LOL
So ladies....you ladies out there. No matter how mad you are your men. You MUST give him sex! MY damn wife has been so mad at me (over what? over the fact that her blood work came back saying she is a total mental case) LOL that she hasn't given me any sex in about 3 months!
Stupid, stupid, stupid! What women don't now (once knew....and men are so fucking easy to figure out) is that a Man needs sex and to ejaculate. And its to relieve stress, pressure, anxiety, aggression and irritability.
Women on the other hand NEED sex in order to prevent going through a couple of forms of depression. The longer they go without sex (not a sex toy...need a real dick) the deeper the depresion. And the more crazier they get. They become more miserable, angrier and just fuck themselves over soooooooo bad!
I learned this in Med school by the way. Not only does she need sex. But she must have semen/sperm/cum (whatever you want to call it) anywhere on her body. So that the powerful anti-depressant effects from the mans sperm can penetrate her body. Not only must she it. She must feel it. And most importantly...swallow it.
Lots of nutrients in sperm. One of the best anti-depressants in the world. Loaded with nutrients! And chock full of testosterone....AKA...GREAT SENSE OF WELL-BEING!
lol...men. You are completely obsolete. No matter how bad men have been to us over the years, you still needed us to continue the race. All we need is ur cells in a freezer.
Um.....what if, when I was a little girl, I was allowed in the boys club because I could run just as fast and play just as hard as they could? What if I have always grown up with guys as friends, and never really had girl friends? What if, when I married my current hubby, my father in law said it was like he was getting another son....but with boobs?And if I bought my son an Xbox 360, and then myself one so we could link up from different rooms? I must be all kinds of screwed up for a chick!
Interesting stuff, Carth......you have obviously thought about this quite a bit.....
Um.....what if, when I was a little girl, I was allowed in the boys club because I could run just as fast and play just as hard as they could? What if I have always grown up with guys as friends, and never really had girl friends? What if, when I married my current hubby, my father in law said it was like he was getting another son....but with boobs?And if I bought my son an Xbox 360, and then myself one so we could link up from different rooms? I must be all kinds of screwed up for a chick!
Interesting stuff, Carth......you have obviously thought about this quite a bit.....
I would love to see this experiment carried out somewhere. A bunch of women all isolated with some frozen sperm as their only reproductive means. Of course you would have to make sure you didn't have any male babies, as that would change the dynamic.
It would be interesting to observe that.
I think there would be a lot of women in for a rude awakening.
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