I damn near killed myself masturbating tonight

[walliwalibus]

I gonna hit everyone I can in this thread with K, its the pick of the day.

 

[miplank]

LOL...only you could screw up jerking off. LMFAO!

 

[1500]

Just prior to the incident pic.

 

[Arabian]

lmao your nuts, Im freaking rolling.. oll

 

[MichaelScott]

awesome agree with thread of week

 

[samoth]

The rest of you should try harder to follow Puddle's example and post awesome threads like this. We need more entertaining and well-written monkeys around here, dammit.

BTW, definitely TOTW.

 

[Scotsman]

And here I thought from the title that your fat ass had a stroke while stroking.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[puddlemonkey]

I just woke up and my back is killing me. I'm gonna go pop a hydrocodone then I'll be back to rip each and every one of you a new asshole.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Verbally, not literally. So don't get too excited.

 

[ceo]

that's hawt!