I damn near killed myself masturbating tonight

[bw1]

my gf from LA sent me pics of her mastubating with a dildo....will take karma for pics..

in

 

[AAP]

Office Depot $39.99 chairs are not reliable for heavy duty monkey beating.

I would go back, explain what happened and ask for a replacement.

 

[UA_Iron]

Hahaha

awesome

 

[bw1]

Office Depot $39.99 chairs are not reliable for heavy duty Puddlemonkey beating.

I would go back, explain what happened and ask for a replacement.

fixed

 

[stephen4327]

still waitin for the pics wootwoot

 

[NEO1]

+1

still waitin for the pics wootwoot

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Honestly dude, I just got back from the gym after completing an intense workout and reading this post, thinkin of u rubbin one of had me gag!

Some things best of keepin to yaself.

Especially if your fat ass breaking your chair is involved in it as well

 

[AAP]

He was jerking off so furiously that his right hand was knuckle deep in those jelly rolls and he couldn't save himself from doing a backflip out of the chair.

ok, I better run along before he gets back.

 

[chris302001]

lmaoooooo

thread of the week

+1

And puddles.......two words.........


SLIM FAST.........

 

[walliwalibus]

You need a masturbatory machine to assist in said activity.....something along the lines of a woodchipper.

Or your mouth....