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I'll probably regret telling you guys this but whatever. I'm checking out this site named pornhub someone mentioned on razorguns thread. It's like a youtube version of porn. Anyway, it's getting late and I figure now would be a good time to rub one out before bed. I usually don't do it in front of the computer but it's good to change things up every once in awhile.
After a brief search I find an intriguing video and I start to go to work on myself. Vid starts out with a little mish, onto some reverse cowgirl, then some doggy. As I'm getting close to completion I begin to slouch more and more in my chair trying to find that sweet spot before I release. That's when I hear, CRACK!!! With my right hand still engaged I go soaring off the chair! Having catlike reflexes I grab the left arm of the chair but my bodyweight rips it right off and I take it with me as I fall back onto a pile of dirty laundry (for once being lazy and not using my hamper paid off!)
I lay there on the floor trying to gather my thoughts and wrap my mind around what just happened. I look over and notice my chair is no longer in one piece, it's in three. I completely separated the back of my chair from the seat portion, and where the arm rest use to be is now just a metal shank. And of course by this time I am completely limp and blue balled. I tweaked my back pretty bad on the way down, took some hydrocodone and can feel it kicking in now. Just when I thought this day couldn't suck any more it finds a way of doing just that.
After a brief search I find an intriguing video and I start to go to work on myself. Vid starts out with a little mish, onto some reverse cowgirl, then some doggy. As I'm getting close to completion I begin to slouch more and more in my chair trying to find that sweet spot before I release. That's when I hear, CRACK!!! With my right hand still engaged I go soaring off the chair! Having catlike reflexes I grab the left arm of the chair but my bodyweight rips it right off and I take it with me as I fall back onto a pile of dirty laundry (for once being lazy and not using my hamper paid off!)
I lay there on the floor trying to gather my thoughts and wrap my mind around what just happened. I look over and notice my chair is no longer in one piece, it's in three. I completely separated the back of my chair from the seat portion, and where the arm rest use to be is now just a metal shank. And of course by this time I am completely limp and blue balled. I tweaked my back pretty bad on the way down, took some hydrocodone and can feel it kicking in now. Just when I thought this day couldn't suck any more it finds a way of doing just that.
shopping.
