I damn near killed myself masturbating tonight

[jnevin]

Ha! Puddle prevails! I found my receipt for the chair and it's less than two years old. Was a little dishonest about how I broke it, but nonetheless they gave me a new chair!!!

Were they able to keep a straight face and not make fat jokes?

 

[WhistleBritchesII]

I just woke up and my back is killing me. I'm gonna go pop a hydrocodone then I'll be back to rip each and every one of you a new asshole.

any excuse to take those puppies eh?

ooloz

 

[shrimp poboy]

Did you at least bust a nut?

 

[miplank]

When I first read the title of this thread I thought maybe you choked, and almost drowned.

 

[Jocques Straap]

Let that be a lesson to all of you, no angry masturbating.

 

[bw1]

Could use a little massage. Why, you wanna come over?

Yes

 

[Smurfy]

anyone else turned on by this entire thread? or is bw1 the only one.

 

[the_alcatraz]

Lmao!

 

[bw1]

anyone else turned on by this entire thread? or is bw1 the only one.

I'm hawt

 

[puddlemonkey]

Were they able to keep a straight face and not make fat jokes?

They were all business, but I'm sure once I left the jokes started rolling.