Can I go? Vegas is about a 4 hour drive from here.
Congrats man, starting to plan my marriage too.
We have to pick a place.
Congrats man, starting to plan my marriage too.
We have to pick a place.
Damn rob, youre the last guy i would picture getting married
Do I need to bump larts anti marriage thread again?
A drive thru Vegas Wedding Chapel?
Keepin it classy I see.
Not a drive through fag, but definitely shouldn't go over 20min. I bet you had a traditional wedding costing a waste ton of money with a year of headache prep. To go along with it; Been there, done that...fuck that nonsense. This will actually be 100x more intimate then the 30K 400 invite wedding we originally had planned last year. Fancy weddings are fucking ridiculous and useless.
Not a drive through fag, but definitely shouldn't go over 20min. I bet you had a traditional wedding costing a waste ton of money with a year of headache prep. To go along with it; Been there, done that...fuck that nonsense. This will actually be 100x more intimate then the 30K 400 invite wedding we originally had planned last year. Fancy weddings are fucking ridiculous and useless.
I'm getting married in the men's room stall @ Cutter's!
And by "married" you mean relentlessly plugged in the ass by uncut penises.
You know damn well pick doesn't discriminate against circumsized cocks.
Im marrying my left hand
now you can be miserable like the rest of us,sucker
his wifey is rich
so is mine but she's still a fucktard
so is mine but she's still a fucktard
Bring her on here so she can see how you talk about her.![]()
I'm marrying Brigitte Nielsen
190 bucks FTMFW
Includes live Internet feed, limo ride to and from chapel, flowers, pictures, candles and some other BS
Staying at Aria in a suite too like a ma fugin bawler. If the room doesn't have both a balcony and a grand piano I'm making a scene.
Winning?
You can use any of these ideas for a great classy wedding bro.I'm all about classy weddings, I have a few pics from my last four to share with you
Why are you booking weddings? Isn't that the women's job?
my job is to be hard as fuck
wtf is a nuclear familymy wedding was ridiculously small, my nuclear family and grandma, his nuclear family and grandma, we catered the food, I made my own fondant wedding cake (ugly as fuck, lol) I wore a black dress and it took like 1 hour or less to marry us, then some food some music and everyone GTFO
Let me google that for youwtf is a nuclear family
no, immediate family includes biological relatives and relatives by marriage like in laws, nuclear family does not, my food is ugly as fuck but the tastiest food everthat's immediate family
do you ever cook anything that doesn't suck?
no, immediate family includes biological relatives and relatives by marriage like in laws, nuclear family does not, my food is ugly as fuck but the tastiest food ever![]()
do you ever cook anything that doesn't suck?
WTF???
My gay friend married his boyfriend this exact way! I watched it on line...so cool!
and again WTF???! I get a boyfriend and now you're getting married. Could we not have talked this out? ;-)
youGet wasted and make a scene either way. Ballin!
Oh and congrats!
why knot 2 weeks?
you always tell people not to get married
Too soon, I will knot be mentally prepared. Plus two extra weeks of strange poon slayin
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